If you get voted off a VJ style reality show, what would your punishment be?

[Teddy B 17,251]

Nope, your punishment isn't severe enough. I want to see you riding shotgun in a cab, up in the awesome state of Vermont, with a driver of MY picking. Hint, his name starts with a G. You have to agree with him for 10 hours a day for a week.

Winner winner, chicken dinner!!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I'd like so see MBD go hang out with a bunch of tea party activists. And not say one word.

Don't be hatin', man!

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

How bout LIB having to walk through a crowd of black people with no guns in reach.

You beat me to it. Or he has to go on MSNBC and talk about how much he loves Obama.

Marvin, should be forced to sit and watch every episode of Leave It To Beaver. Doesn't get any whiter than that.

Damn that's cold.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

We don't want anyone getting hurt. That would cause him to have a stroke for sure.

Indeed. My cardiologist would not approve of this.

[decocker 7,198]

Your church punishment would be right up there for me as well, the good little Italian Catholic boy I was and all.

catholic church would be okay for me. they speak in latin all the time and use actual wine instead of grapejuice.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

I want our favorite Mod G&D up in Golden Corral for about 4 hours. He doesn't have to eat anything, just sit back and watch. Punchline, after that, he's not allowed to work out for 3 days.

[JohnR! 5,495]

Have 'the deniers' sit through a presentation of Civics 101 explaining to them, in minute detail, why and how Barack Hussein Obama is, despite all they were told to believe, as much a USC as any of them....

[decocker 7,198]

I want our favorite Mod G&D up in Golden Corral for about 4 hours. He doesn't have to eat anything, just sit back and watch. Punchline, after that, he's not allowed to work out for 3 days.

that is considered an actual punishment here in my neck of the woods, right alongside walmart watching.

[Teddy B 17,251]

catholic church would be okay for me. they speak in latin all the time and use actual wine instead of grapejuice.

Yep it's real wine. Myself and a fellow altar boy got suspended for two weeks for taking a few swigs when we thought no one was looking.

I want our favorite Mod G&D up in Golden Corral for about 4 hours. He doesn't have to eat anything, just sit back and watch. Punchline, after that, he's not allowed to work out for 3 days.

Yeah G should have to eat fried foods for a week and and attend Zumba classes.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Marvin has to eat a rack of pork ribs with LIB.

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

might i suggest mbd as cheney's spokesman?

[GandD 5,966]

catholic church would be okay for me. they speak in latin all the time and use actual wine instead of grapejuice.

Speak in Latin? Geez, how old are you? They haven't done that since the 50s or 60s

I want our favorite Mod G&D up in Golden Corral for about 4 hours. He doesn't have to eat anything, just sit back and watch. Punchline, after that, he's not allowed to work out for 3 days.

Never!!!!!!

Yeah G should have to eat fried foods for a week and and attend Zumba classes.

I still don't know what that is. Fake exercise?

[decocker 7,198]

Speak in Latin? Geez, how old are you? They haven't done that since the 50s or 60s

my birthday is in four days so the matter is sensitive at the moment.

the last time i was in a catholic church was probably 96. and they were chanting latin, that was my one lonely foreign language credit in hs.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Val has to put the door back on her house and go work with border patrol on the Mexican border, water boarding and torturing all caught crossing the border illegally.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Having to live next to a creepy old man whose barely legal Asian wife is only a few years older than my daughter and then having to wonder why he keeps peeping out of his curtains anytime we are outside. Oh and having to listen to tales of his "exploits" while in Thailand.

Yep. Hell.

Speak in Latin? Geez, how old are you? They haven't done that since the 50s or 60s

Actually the Latin and pre-Vatican II mass is making a come back.