Sarah Palin: ‘Can Obama Stop The Ebola Zombies?’

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After an internet rumor stated that ebola victims in Africa were rising from the grave in the form of zombies, Sarah Palin has launched a campaign questioning President’s Obama knowledge on the zombies and what he plans to do about the living-dead.

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“It’s about leadership,” Palin told a group of her followers. “What is he hiding? Why doesn’t he admit that African Zombies are rising from the dead? The world is already aware of the zombie invasion, Mr. President. Now, tell us the truth.”

Palin is currently rallying her ‘troops’ in effort to raise awareness about the ‘Ebola Zombies’ with detailed plans on how to kill the zombies. “The first step is bringing back to life. Then kill them normally. How else would you kill a dead person?”

She is also trying to raise money to build a defense system around Alaska to keep the zombies out. “Even if the whole world gets taken over by zombies, they won’t get their dead hands on God’s land, Alaska.”

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/10/16/sarah-palin-can-obama-stop-the-ebola-zombies/

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Now tell us the truth, mr president!

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After being told it was an internet hoax by Fox News producers, she replied, “No, it’s real, I read it on several websites.”

That sounds very familiar. If I didn't know better, I'd say that Mrs. Palin has various accounts right here on VJ.