Finally: Good News for Mitt

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Poll: Romney Still Doing Well With Voters Who Have Never Heard Him Speak

NEW YORK Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney got a rare piece of good news today, as a new poll showed him faring well among voters who have never heard him speak.

According to the poll, which has a margin of error of three points, Mr. Romney garnered positive ratings among voters who agreed with the statement, “I have never seen Mitt Romney say or do anything.”

The poll showed Mr. Romney doing especially well among certain demographic groups, including people who had been trapped in a mine cave-in or who had recently awoken from a coma.

For Romney campaign manager Matt Rhoades, the poll results offer “an amazing opportunity” for the campaign: “We have to identify those voters who have never heard Mitt talk and make sure they never do."

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...and yet there race is a near tie. Even after the blog re-post of the spray tan revelation. How can that be? Its so relevant.

You would think with the thousands of people spending their entire day scouring every blog and copying them to every forum in every hidden corner of the internet that there would be *some* effect.. huh..

Hopefully people can up their blog copy and paste skills or possibly bump time spent copying useless information spin to forums from 16 to 18 hours a day to help get that last 1%.. Be proud! go forth and find that important gem that will turn the election.. Who knows maybe Romney had a Ham sandwich while chatting with a vegetarian or Obama drank a diet coke just hours before visiting a Pepsi bottling plant.