10 Reasons To Marry A Filpina

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10 Reasons to Marry A Filipina

1. She is most likely small so you can get her into a movie for kid prices until she’s 40.

2. Her parents are in the Philippines so they won’t just be ‘stopping’ over. But if they do, they will visit you for about three years.

3. She’s always cleaning something.

4. She’s already brown so she won’t need to waste time lying on the beach to get a tan.

5. Most Pinay never have to shave their arms or legs so your razors are always sharp like you left them.

6. She always tells the truth, even if it pisses you off.

7. If she needs something she will always say “it’s up to you.” But you better buy the damn thing!

8. She never, ever forgets a promise!

9. She is the cleanest, most hygienic minded person on this planet!

10. She is not afraid of public transportation.

[X Factor 1,110]

- Mostly true for my Filipina.

[iluvmy_hubbybunny 9]

10 Reasons to Marry A Filipina

1. She is most likely small so you can get her into a movie for kid prices until she’s 40.

2. Her parents are in the Philippines so they won’t just be ‘stopping’ over. But if they do, they will visit you for about three years.

3. She’s always cleaning something.

4. She’s already brown so she won’t need to waste time lying on the beach to get a tan.

5. Most Pinay never have to shave their arms or legs so your razors are always sharp like you left them.

6. She always tells the truth, even if it pisses you off.

7. If she needs something she will always say “it’s up to you.” But you better buy the damn thing!

8. She never, ever forgets a promise!

9. She is the cleanest, most hygienic minded person on this planet!

10. She is not afraid of public transportation.

that no.1 makes me laugh ..nice :thumbs:

[Brent & Lei 0]

HaHaHa I like it

[Cyberfx1024 7,978]

I like the No.1. All that is true for my Pinay as well.

[Piso Envy 5]

They never go to bed with wet hair.

[Leatherneck 693]

#7 & #8, spot on!

[duriantaste 44]

10 Reasons to Marry A Filipina

1. She is most likely small so you can get her into a movie for kid prices until she’s 40.

2. Her parents are in the Philippines so they won’t just be ‘stopping’ over. But if they do, they will visit you for about three years.

3. She’s always cleaning something.

4. She’s already brown so she won’t need to waste time lying on the beach to get a tan.

5. Most Pinay never have to shave their arms or legs so your razors are always sharp like you left them.

6. She always tells the truth, even if it pisses you off.

7. If she needs something she will always say “it’s up to you.” But you better buy the damn thing!

8. She never, ever forgets a promise!

9. She is the cleanest, most hygienic minded person on this planet!

10. She is not afraid of public transportation.

7 & 9.

Can't agree with #4. My wife needs some tan.

[A and T 82]

cant agree with 5,6,7, 9

[Kevin-n-Merlaine 14]

Pretty much true of my wife on all counts lol

[Hank_ 9,173]

Coming next to a forum near you - 10 reasons to marry a Kano!

1) ?????

[Tahoma 2,291]

Coming next to a forum near you - 10 reasons to marry a Kano!

1) ?????

I can't think of any reasons either!

[Hank_ 9,173]

Funny isn't it? I can list lots of reasons I am very happy with my Bride, but don't have a clue the other way...

[Tahoma 2,291]

Funny isn't it? I can list lots of reasons I am very happy with my Bride, but don't have a clue the other way...

Amen to that, brother Hank!

[Azteca143 9]

10 Reasons to Marry A Filipina

1. She is most likely small so you can get her into a movie for kid prices until she’s 40.

2. Her parents are in the Philippines so they won’t just be ‘stopping’ over. But if they do, they will visit you for about three years.

3. She’s always cleaning something.

4. She’s already brown so she won’t need to waste time lying on the beach to get a tan.

5. Most Pinay never have to shave their arms or legs so your razors are always sharp like you left them.

6. She always tells the truth, even if it pisses you off.

7. If she needs something she will always say “it’s up to you.” But you better buy the damn thing!

8. She never, ever forgets a promise!

9. She is the cleanest, most hygienic minded person on this planet!

10. She is not afraid of public transportation.

#1 makes me laught,really...