May 21 Judgement Day: How You Can Survive The Rapture

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

The Reverend Camping of Family Radio explains how you can survive the May 21 Judgement Day.

According to Reverend Camping of California, we need to pick which way we want to go before The Rapture: either profess that Jesus is your Lord and Savior, or suffer in agony until October 21, when you will die.

According to Reverend Camping, as each part of the world reaches 6 p.m., there will be a tremendous earthquake, like you've never seen before, and the earth will open, and allow the dead to rise from their graves. The saved dead along with the saved living will rise into the heavens. The rest of the world will be in agony. There will be more dead than living. Everything will shut down. People will live in terrible conditions until October 21 when God will destroy the Earth. (Putting us all out of our misery) It's all a bit hard to swallow, but this group is adamant and are spreading the word everywhere. They are not afraid of being ridiculed, they are not just a small cult of people, they are all over the globe.

Bomb shelters won't help because they'll probably sink into the Earth, storing supplies might help, if your house is not destroyed in the earthquake. Many people of the world will be gone; doctors, pharmacists, teachers, bus drivers, bankers, grocers, people we rely on could be gone. This will leave the rest of us in a very vulnerable place.

Want to make sure you're included in the group that gets raptured on May 21 Judgement Day? Reverend Camping says you need to pray hard. Pray for forgiveness, and believe in Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Reverend Camping says the Jews won't be saved, because believing in Jesus is of utmost importance.

If you think you'll be leaving on May 21, this group will care for your pets while you're gone.

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[HeatDeath 430]

The dates are very likely wrong, and the "at 6pm in each successive timezone" thing is virtually certainly wrong, but other than that it's a reasonably correct paraphrasing of what will happen and what a person needs to do to be ready for "the great and terrible Day of the Lord".

Edited May 12, 2011 by HeatDeath

[Obama 2012 1,714]

cool.

[Robert&Liliya 31]

How many Passport photos do I need for this?

[Obama 2012 1,714]

How many Passport photos do I need for this?

you'll need a birth certificate that says your a native of Earth.

Sounds like we're all going to hell in that case.

[Robert&Liliya 31]

BTW, I forgot to add "Hook em Horns"

[Andy H 1]

Coo the dead will rise and May 21st is my birthday! I could see John Lennon perform on my birthday! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[Robert&Liliya 31]

I have been stockpiling the guns for when the zombie invasion starts. This sounds kind of like Zombie Skeet. Now do I need to put the AR down and use a shotgun?

Edited May 12, 2011 by Robert&Liliya

[ready4ONE 5,400]

I'm stocking up on marshmallows! And SPF 10000 sunblock to use in hell!

[keysjangle 145]

And on the morning of May 22nd, the preachers will tell us that all our prayers worked, and that our merciful god has given us more time to spread his word. Where's the cynic rolling his eyes emote?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

And on the morning of May 22nd, the preachers will tell us that all our prayers worked, and that our merciful god has given us more time to spread his word. Where's the cynic rolling his eyes emote?

Several After the Rapture parties have already been scheduled for May 22nd. Anybody still around to attend missed the flight, so as to speak, as will many a preacher.

[Ban Hammer 12,835]

And on the morning of May 22nd, the preachers will tell us that all our prayers worked, and that our merciful god has given us more time to spread his word. Where's the cynic rolling his eyes emote?

type out (with no spaces) : rolleyes :

[keysjangle 145]

Ha! I knew there had to be one. In that case:

Rapture? Yeah, alright

[AlinaH 38]

There are going to be a lot of disappointed people on the 22nd.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I am going to find people that believe this crack-pot and convince them to give me all their money on May 20.