Valentines Day

[jimnlena 8]

Nope you are not alone!! Guilty

So I'm the only guy that's helped a girl move, powerwashed a trailer, given a girl a ride to the store, assembled an entertainment center, changed a lightbulb, etc.,...... just to get some?

I like seeing the group of girls at closing time that have one guy with them. "Yeah, I'm just waiting for all these b!tches to go home so I can f'k this one." We've all been there, right?

... or is it just me?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

So I'm the only guy that's helped a girl move, powerwashed a trailer, given a girl a ride to the store, assembled an entertainment center, changed a lightbulb, etc.,...... just to get some?

I like seeing the group of girls at closing time that have one guy with them. "Yeah, I'm just waiting for all these b!tches to go home so I can f'k this one." We've all been there, right?

... or is it just me?

Powerwashed a trailer!!! ??? They HAD to make a porno about this, right? It would be a classic...you know, pool cleaning boys getting it from rich women and trailer powerwashing guys getting it from...

So I'm the only guy that's helped a girl move, powerwashed a trailer, given a girl a ride to the store, assembled an entertainment center, changed a lightbulb, etc.,...... just to get some?

I like seeing the group of girls at closing time that have one guy with them. "Yeah, I'm just waiting for all these b!tches to go home so I can f'k this one." We've all been there, right?

... or is it just me?

Oh nm....just toooo many visuals

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

So I'm the only guy that's helped a girl move, powerwashed a trailer, given a girl a ride to the store, assembled an entertainment center, changed a lightbulb, etc.,...... just to get some?

I like seeing the group of girls at closing time that have one guy with them. "Yeah, I'm just waiting for all these b!tches to go home so I can f'k this one." We've all been there, right?

... or is it just me?

LOL....that brings up old memory's. Friday nights at a place in Anchorage called the "Pines Club"...big country western bar...live band, etc.. and you would have tables full of secretary's, nurses, etc...walking the tables when the band went on first break to see which ones had that "look" in their eyes ...the one that says I'm here with friends and co workers but I will screw your brains out as soon as I can break free. A few fast dances, and good slow dance and it was off to the races.

I used to keep a $10 bottle of champagne behind the seat of my truck (price tag pulled off of course) and I would wrap it in xmas paper and stick a bow on it. So after the bar closed I had some "back up". I would say; "I got this last year for xmas and Iv'e been waiting for the right time to open it, and for some weird reason this feels like that time". Of course loading them up before hand with a few Long Island Ice Tea's didn't hurt either. Add champagne to it...which is carbonated of course, and they were throwing their panty's at you.

[slim 1,514]

Powerwashed a trailer!!! ??? They HAD to make a porno about this

She WAS that kind of girl.

"I got this last year for xmas and Iv'e been waiting for the right time to open it, and for some weird reason this feels like that time".

Classic!

Just added that one to the repertoire.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

She WAS that kind of girl.

Classic!

Just added that one to the repertoire.

I have to give you kudo's on that mall post you made about being able to see the chicks at both stores from the coffee joint. Like minds think alike.

One more story from the past.... My little brother married a chick with 6 kids (divorced now thank god), but anyways I used to stop by and borrow the two youngest ones to take ice skating at the mall. These kids were born con artist and I couldn't ask for better props. So you would have all these soccer mom types with their kids at the mall ice skating, and they would look say to me how I was such a nice dad to take his two little kids ice skating. I would reply that my wife had just recently died of [insert cancer, leukemia, whatever here] and that I was trying to keep the kids minds off their dead mother. Man I'm telling you that one was as good as gold. And to really make it good I would say I just didn't have the confidence to go out looking for another women just yet. he he...I loved that one. A guy couldn't chum fish that good if he had all the bait in the world.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

LOL....that brings up old memory's. Friday nights at a place in Anchorage called the "Pines Club"...big country western bar...live band, etc.. and you would have tables full of secretary's, nurses, etc...walking the tables when the band went on first break to see which ones had that "look" in their eyes ...the one that says I'm here with friends and co workers but I will screw your brains out as soon as I can break free. A few fast dances, and good slow dance and it was off to the races.

I used to keep a $10 bottle of champagne behind the seat of my truck (price tag pulled off of course) and I would wrap it in xmas paper and stick a bow on it. So after the bar closed I had some "back up". I would say; "I got this last year for xmas and Iv'e been waiting for the right time to open it, and for some weird reason this feels like that time". Of course loading them up before hand with a few Long Island Ice Tea's didn't hurt either. Add champagne to it...which is carbonated of course, and they were throwing their panty's at you.

Alla reads my posts often enough and one like this would be dangerous for me

I am sure some of our visitors to this forum will appreciate that you banged the brains out of American women given the opportunity. Also I bet it warms their heart to think of Slim powerwashing their trailers.

Interesting story... I had a very good friend, woman friend, non-romantic, in Odessa. At any rate we got to talking about Alaska one time, likely because it belonged to Russia. And she said "Yes that was ours until Krutschev made it a gift and gave it to the USA to try and settle the cold war"

I kid you not! I had to dig up some online history to show her (which she claimed was propoganda at first) She SWEARS she was taught this as a little girl in school and never gave it much thought after that.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I have to give you kudo's on that mall post you made about being able to see the chicks at both stores from the coffee joint. Like minds think alike.

One more story from the past.... My little brother married a chick with 6 kids (divorced now thank god), but anyways I used to stop by and borrow the two youngest ones to take ice skating at the mall. These kids were born con artist and I couldn't ask for better props. So you would have all these soccer mom types with their kids at the mall ice skating, and they would look say to me how I was such a nice dad to take his two little kids ice skating. I would reply that my wife had just recently died of [insert cancer, leukemia, whatever here] and that I was trying to keep the kids minds off their dead mother. Man I'm telling you that one was as good as gold. And to really make it good I would say I just didn't have the confidence to go out looking for another women just yet. he he...I loved that one. A guy couldn't chum fish that good if he had all the bait in the world.

I want to thank both of you guys, Why Me and Slim, for doing so much to raise the awareness of our forum visitors that we simply do not ignore American women we are not bad men at all. We LOVE women and think highly of them.

It would be dangerous for me to tell stories like this. Alla would bite me until I died.

She WAS that kind of girl.

Classic!

Just added that one to the repertoire.

Awesome, thanks!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Alla reads my posts often enough and one like this would be dangerous for me

I am sure some of our visitors to this forum will appreciate that you banged the brains out of American women given the opportunity. Also I bet it warms their heart to think of Slim powerwashing their trailers.

Interesting story... I had a very good friend, woman friend, non-romantic, in Odessa. At any rate we got to talking about Alaska one time, likely because it belonged to Russia. And she said "Yes that was ours until Krutschev made it a gift and gave it to the USA to try and settle the cold war"

I kid you not! I had to dig up some online history to show her (which she claimed was propoganda at first) She SWEARS she was taught this as a little girl in school and never gave it much thought after that.

LOL... there's still Russians who think the US "stole" Alaska from Russia...I kid you not. Where were living at right now (Dillingham, AK), there's Russian grave sites dating back to the 18th century. The church that Kira goes to here for her ROC holiday's/events dates back to somewhere in the 1800's. Lot's of Orthodox here, and lots of Eskimo's with Russian surnames.

Changing up...my friends and I had a game as to how little money we could spend and still drag a chick out of the bar. I used to take a twenty spot with me and nurse my beers (and stuff a few in my pants before entering). Other than maybe once or twice, I scored. Some of those bars were like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Alla reads my posts often enough and one like this would be dangerous for me

I am sure some of our visitors to this forum will appreciate that you banged the brains out of American women given the opportunity. Also I bet it warms their heart to think of Slim powerwashing their trailers.

Interesting story... I had a very good friend, woman friend, non-romantic, in Odessa. At any rate we got to talking about Alaska one time, likely because it belonged to Russia. And she said "Yes that was ours until Krutschev made it a gift and gave it to the USA to try and settle the cold war"

I kid you not! I had to dig up some online history to show her (which she claimed was propoganda at first) She SWEARS she was taught this as a little girl in school and never gave it much thought after that.

Notice how she said Krutschev ? Russians still haven't forgave him for giving the Crim to Ukraine.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

LOL... there's still Russians who think the US "stole" Alaska from Russia...I kid you not. Where were living at right now (Dillingham, AK), there's Russian grave sites dating back to the 18th century. The church that Kira goes to here for her ROC holiday's/events dates back to somewhere in the 1800's. Lot's of Orthodox here, and lots of Eskimo's with Russian surnames.

Changing up...my friends and I had a game as to how little money we could spend and still drag a chick out of the bar. I used to take a twenty spot with me and nurse my beers (and stuff a few in my pants before entering). Other than maybe once or twice, I scored. Some of those bars were like shooting fish in a barrel.

I contend that shooting fish in a barrel is not as easy as it sounds...that aside

I make a joke now because when I met Alla, I first bought us two bus/subway/trolley tickets ($1 each for a 4 hour ticket which is actually a 4+ hour ticket in Prague) then after carrying her bags to the hotel (I prefer that to powerwashing trailers) she offered to take me for coffee, then we walked around the city and then I offered to take her to dinner, which was about $12 for a pretty good meal in a "pub" type place. The next day we met up and went to the Botanic Gardens and I bought two more transport tickets. I spent a total of $27 in our first "date night" and a total of maybe $40 for both days. I didn't "score" so to speak but when I left for the subway she grabbed me at the top of the steps and gave me a "this is defintiely NOT goodbye" kiss, so yeah, I scored my wife for the effort.

I had to wait until our next meeting back in Odessa for that.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

So I'm the only guy that's helped a girl move, powerwashed a trailer, given a girl a ride to the store, assembled an entertainment center, changed a lightbulb, etc.,...... just to get some?

I like seeing the group of girls at closing time that have one guy with them. "Yeah, I'm just waiting for all these b!tches to go home so I can f'k this one." We've all been there, right?

... or is it just me?

Oh god...like helping some chick move, taking her to the store, telling her how nice her kid is, etc... all just to get laid. Been there done that. Or having to spend time with some chick you just met at the club until closing, and then having to go to Denny's for breakfast (footing the bill no less) just to get laid. And by the time you get back with her to her place, your place, or even a hotel it's like your dragging cause of lack of sleep.

That's what I love about the RUB country's. There's none of that bs. You go to the club, by a few drinks...spend like maybe 2 hours tops with her at the bar, get a cab, stop by the store on the way back to the apt. for booze and food, and then it's off to the races for some down and dirty sex...and if your lucky she brings her girlfriend along.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Notice how she said Krutschev ? Russians still haven't forgave him for giving the Crim to Ukraine.

I am not sure of her feelings for Krutschev, except for what she was probably taught after they re-wrote history again after he was, well, replaced.

She was telling me how she was taught that the Americans were just unreasonable people for getting so upset about Cuba. "After all, Krutschev GAVE them Alaska as a peace offering" or some such BS.

[AKguy 1]

LOL....that brings up old memory's. Friday nights at a place in Anchorage called the "Pines Club"...

Boy you just aged yourself with that one!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Oh god...like helping some chick move, taking her to the store, telling her how nice her kid is, etc... all just to get laid. Been there done that. Or having to spend time with some chick you just met at the club until closing, and then having to go to Denny's for breakfast (footing the bill no less) just to get laid. And by the time you get back with her to her place, your place, or even a hotel it's like your dragging cause of lack of sleep.

That's what I love about the RUB country's. There's none of that bs. You go to the club, by a few drinks...spend like maybe 2 hours tops with her at the bar, get a cab, stop by the store on the way back to the apt. for booze and food, and then it's off to the races for some down and dirty sex...and if your lucky she brings her girlfriend along.

I could SO get in trouble. Suffice to say my first night in Odessa, 2 years before I met Alla, I went to an outdoor cafe after being awake for OMG many hours but I was just too excited by what I had seen at the airport and what I was seeing on the street. OMG!

So I go to the cafe and order a coke. Before the coke arrives a hot blonde is sitting with me. I bought her drinks. She calls a friend and the hot brunette friend joins us. And lets just say they were inseparable. All I could think was "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" No one is ever going to believe this, EVER!

And you can do this about any time you want, any day you want, any night you want.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

As several RUB members have mentioned, doing some household chores or fixing something or building something is the most powerful aphrodisiac I have ever experienced! If you have sore knees and back from say, ceramic tiling a floor, get prepared because they are going to have to scrape you off the bed the next morning.