The no game game for people what hate games

[luckytxn 2,263]

I'm considering tacos for lunch.

The beef isn't beef.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Once I thought I was a turtle

But I climbed over that hurdle

To find myself thinking I’m a fish

Only to be filleted, broiled and served on a dish

So then I pretended to be a spider

Saw a lovely girl and spun my web beside her

She waved her arm and left me in a mess

I quickly left that scene

Seeing her in such distress

So I forgot about my limbs and became a snake

I ventured in her garden

But she scared me with her rake

So now I just imagine myself a manatee

A hopeless consequence of inhumanity

Dirty water was never my best shade

Nor was this lump of clay

Meant to be man made.

-Steven

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I think the next person to post whilst in between suspensions is...

ROB

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Once I thought I was a turtle

But I climbed over that hurdle

To find myself thinking I’m a fish

Only to be filleted, broiled and served on a dish

So then I pretended to be a spider

Saw a lovely girl and spun my web beside her

She waved her arm and left me in a mess

I quickly left that scene

Seeing her in such distress

So I forgot about my limbs and became a snake

I ventured in her garden

But she scared me with her rake

So now I just imagine myself a manatee

A hopeless consequence of inhumanity

Dirty water was never my best shade

Nor was this lump of clay

Meant to be man made.

-Steven

[spookyturtle 9,465]

We already have a stupid thread for stupid posts. It's the Say Anything thread. It's pointless to have two pointless threads to make pointless posts. Get my point?

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The web is what you make of it

[Pooky 3,343]

ZOMBIE THREAD APOCALYPSE!!!!!

Dead threads are coming back to life! It's horrible

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[spookyturtle 9,465]

ZOMBIE THREAD APOCALYPSE!!!!!

Dead threads are coming back to life! It's horrible

It gives more opportunity to pad the post count.

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[Darnell 8,478]

I'm still aghast that the Huffington Post has street-cred this year.

I never thought it would take off, as Ariana Huffington is a primo (prima?) douch-bag.

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

she is hungarian

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

she is hungarian

Lies. Her accent is affected. She was born Arianna Stasinopoúlou in Athens, Greece in 1950. She has been living in English speaking countries since she turned 16. She began her political life as the wife of California US Senate candidate Mike Huffington. She gained notoriety as the strange Republican bedfellow of Democrat Al Franken in a Comedy Central political series.

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

She is greek

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