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Now it's too risky. I have a child, if he needs something and I have to suddenly run to the bathroom every 20 mins, that could be considered neglect and I might get arrested. I should have done it when I had no child. So why doesn't someone else go ahead and try it out. And please report back.

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Is your poo conservative or liberal? Are my tax dollars going towards supporting your poo? and possibly your poo's children? Is your poo really an American citizen? If you poo over in Mexico, does it

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Hire a baby sitter.

Start a paypal fund from VJers and pay me to do it. It must cover the cost of the colon cleanser, plus babysitting fees, plus pain and suffering.

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I once stumbled upon a site called "rate my poo".... ugh it was the grossest thing ever :dead:

so how many hours did you spend there?

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Mine had a touch of red oozing from it - not blood, just happens when I eat BEETS a few hours before.

Been spending too much time at "Rotten.com"?

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I'll never forget reading about colon cleansers on here. Maybe it was Steven who posted a link. The pictures on the website for the colon cleansers(liquid you drink I think) were astonishing. It looked like people pooped out their intestines. It was so horrible, yet...it tempted me to want to buy the cleanser and see if it happened to me too. I never did it. sigh. :(

Oh man, I remember that one. It was terrifying and completely compelling.

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Mine had a touch of red oozing from it - not blood, just happens when I eat BEETS a few hours before.

Been spending too much time at "Rotten.com"?

Actually, I was recently diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. I was just trying to make light of my condition. Also, poop is funny. (My last patient weighed 600+ lbs and was on massive doses of lactulose. If you get it, you know where I'm coming from.)

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Actually, I was recently diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. I was just trying to make light of my condition. Also, poop is funny. (My last patient weighed 600+ lbs and was on massive doses of lactulose. If you get it, you know where I'm coming from.)

Ouch! My bad :oops:

When I was in the Peace Corps in Ethiopia I happened on a restaurant in an out-of-the way place that had beets, which were UNKNOWN in any other place in the country.

I had some serious red poo-poo and I had

the PC doc give me tests for exotic tropical

diseases but it turned out that's what beets do. Now I know if there is some red in there, it's only the BEETS.

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Actually, I was recently diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. I was just trying to make light of my condition. Also, poop is funny. (My last patient weighed 600+ lbs and was on massive doses of lactulose. If you get it, you know where I'm coming from.)

so i guess this means you didn't want me to mail you that smelly carton. :blush:

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Ouch! My bad :oops:

When I was in the Peace Corps in Ethiopia I happened on a restaurant in an out-of-the way place that had beets, which were UNKNOWN in any other place in the country.

I had some serious red poo-poo and I had

the PC doc give me tests for exotic tropical

diseases but it turned out that's what beets do. Now I know if there is some red in there, it's only the BEETS.

Actually, your story made me laugh. I didn't mean to just quote you. I mean...my disease is kind of scary but also kind of funny. I do get some lulz from having to immediately take a ###### in the middle of a WalMart. (Running from produce to the bathroom.) And I love my hubby for loving me after I've ###### my pants in the middle of a nice restaurant. It's all funny in retrospect.

charles -- I need a few days with your babby, actually. Husband is wanting one NOW lately and I need to hold him off until the end of nursing school. They're kind of smelly, yes? ;)

we met: 07-22-01

engaged: 08-03-06

I-129 sent: 01-07-07

NOA2 approved: 04-02-07

packet 3 sent: 05-31-07

interview date: 06-25-07 - approved!

marriage: 07-23-07

AOS sent: 08-10-07

AOS/EAD/AP NOA1: 09-14-07

AOS approved: 11-19-07

green card received: 11-26-07

lifting of conditions filed: 10-29-09

NOA received: 11-09-09

lifting of conditions approved: 12-11-09

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