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sasha414   0

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Philippines
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For my little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'

'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'

feb. 26,2008-----noa1

aug. 26, 2008----transferred to csc

sept. 19, 2008--- approved

NVC:

sept. 26, 2008----got case # from a live operator

oct. 6, 2008 ------received AOS bill/paid online

oct. 7, 2008 ------shows PAID

oct. 14,2008 -----IV fee generated/ paid online

oct. 15,2008 -----shows PAID

oct. 16,2008 -----mailed DS230 overnight

oct. 23,2008 ---- RFE

nov. 3,2008 ----- case complete

nov. 26,2008 --- medical exam

aug. 14,2009 --- remedical finally, passed

aug. 24, 2009 -- interview , passed

aug. 29, 2009 -- visa in hand

sept. 24, 2009 -- POE LAX

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Kazakhstan
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lol

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Saddle Bronc Grand Master

Saddle Bronc   124

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:rofl:

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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As long as the LORD's beside me, I don't care if this road ever ends.

meowmeowmeow Proficient

meowmeowmeow   1

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Syria
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Timeline:

Sent in I-130 form: 01/29/09

Interview Date: 11/08/09 (APPROVED!)

Visa in Hand: 11/12/09

POE: 01/30/10 (!!!!) at JFK Airport in NYC... can't wait!

Got the green card maybe 8 weeks after 01/30/10...

TBC....

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fozzie Proficient

fozzie   41

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Filed: Country: United Kingdom
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:lol:

K-1 Visa Journey

04/20/2006 - file our I-129f.

09/14/2006 - US Embassy interview. Ask Lauren to marry me again, just to make sure. Says Yes. Phew!

10/02/2006 - Fly to New York, EAD at JFK, I'm in!!

10/14/2006 - Married! The perfect wedding day.

AOS Journey

10/23/2006 - AOS and EAD filed

05/29/2007 - RFE (lost medical)

08/02/2007 - RFE received back at CSC

08/10/2007 - Card Production ordered

08/17/2007 - Green Card Arrives

Removing Conditions

05/08/2009 - I-751 Mailed

05/13/2009 - NOA1

06/12/2009 - Biometrics Appointment

09/24/2009 - Approved (twice)

10/10/2009 - Card Production Ordered

10/13/2009 - Card Production Ordered (Again?)

10/19/2009 - Green Card Received (Dated 10/13/19)

alexlei Explorer

alexlei   0

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Philippines
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:P:lol:

My Timeline~

03/13/08 - Sent I-129F to VSC via UPS

05/07/08 - I-129F delivered to CSC

05/15/08 - NOA1

05/19/08 - check cashed!

05/21/08 - NOA1 hard copy received

06/26/08 - touched! : )

08/14/08 - NOA2 via email : )

08/18/08 - NOA2 hard copy

08/22/08 - Approved from NVC

08/28/08 - DV paid

09/11/08 - USEM received (case number MNL2008xxxxxx)

10/2,3/08 - Medical @ St.Lukes, PASSED!!

10/15/08 - Interview Date (Lacking of Documents)

10/21/08 - Submitted Additional Requirement (Alex's Proof of Enrollment)

11/12/08 - VISA ON HAND!!! Thank you God!!!

01/28/09 - My baby's 2nd visit in Philippines

02/03/09 - Flight to US with my baby, POE: Detroit

03/03/09 - Courthouse Wedding day yay!

05/07/09 - Submit AOS Packet to USCIS Chicago Lockbox

05/18/09 - NOA1 for AOS,AP&EAD Received in Mail

05/22/09 - Received Biometrics Appointment letter

06/05/09 - Biometrics Schedule at 3pm

06/07/09 - Church Wedding

08/01/09 - AP received!

08/04/09 - EAD card received!!! yay!

09/18/09 - Interview for Green Card!

09/21/09 - CARD PRODUCTION ORDERED

OCTOBER 3 2009 I GOT MY GREENCARD

06/17/11 Sent I 175 to USCIS

06/20/11 Received and checked cashed

06/25/11 Received NOA1 in the mail

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Scott & Lai Mentor

Scott & Lai   12

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Scott - So. California, Lai - Hong Kong

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Optimist: "The glass is half full."

Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."

Scott: "I didn't order this!!!"

"Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. Your people will be my people and your God my God." - Ruth 1:16

"Losing faith in Humanity, one person at a time."

"Do not put your trust in princes, in mortal men, who cannot save." - Ps 146:3

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