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God hates Santa and wants you to burn his likeness. So what do you get for $95 (+$25 s/h)? This!

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That's some quality craftsmanship right there, is what that is!

SANTA BE GONE burnable effigy dolls use a specially designed "filler" (patent pending) that burns quickly and brilliantly without the need for dangerous accelerants such as lighter fluids.

SANTA BE GONE burnable effigy dolls come with the official Ritual Poem as read by Pastor Harry on The History Channel.

The cost of these hand made, custom, SANTA BE GONE effigy dolls is $95.00 USD per doll plus $25.00 shipping and handling. (Shipping costs will exceed this and we will cover any additional fees).

All proceeds will be used to help finance

DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW with PASTOR HARRY.

And the best line:

NOW YOU HAVE THE REAL OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD THAT YOU RENOUNCE THE SATANIC LIE OF SANTA AND STAND FOR THE TRUTH OF THE GOSPEL!

Don't shove, people. There's plenty of burnable Santa effigy dolls for everyone!

DISCLAIMER: Pastor Harry, Carla Day, www.satansrapture.com and DoomsDay Talk Radio are NOT responsible for any injuries, damages or death for anyone who purchases and burns a SANTA BE GONE effigy dolls.

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Incidentally, I pulled out my, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," DVD last night to have my kids watch it - the Rankin/Bass, 1970, stop motion animation. Chris Kringle calls the Burgermeister's law banning toys, silly, and refuses to obey the law. He also promotes the concept of giving, and how you can spread a little cheer by doing so. I don't think I heard one mention of the name, Jesus, in the entire program, but there was an homage to Christmas already being the most special day of the year. I'm just wondering if such radical, subversive ideas being indoctrinated into our young children has got anyone to start a boycott?

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Incidentally, I pulled out my, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," DVD last night to have my kids watch it - the Rankin/Bass, 1970, stop motion animation. Chris Kringle calls the Burgermeister's law banning toys, silly, and refuses to obey the law. He also promotes the concept of giving, and how you can spread a little cheer by doing so. I don't think I heard one mention of the name, Jesus, in the entire program, but there was an homage to Christmas already being the most special day of the year. I'm just wondering if such radical, subversive ideas being indoctrinated into our young children has got anyone to start a boycott?

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Well obviously this whole idea of Santa refusing to obey the law and giving out toys to every child was a subversive Communist plot to turn the U.S. into a godless Marxist state. Why do you think Santa wears red?

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Incidentally, I pulled out my, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," DVD last night to have my kids watch it - the Rankin/Bass, 1970, stop motion animation. Chris Kringle calls the Burgermeister's law banning toys, silly, and refuses to obey the law. He also promotes the concept of giving, and how you can spread a little cheer by doing so. I don't think I heard one mention of the name, Jesus, in the entire program, but there was an homage to Christmas already being the most special day of the year. I'm just wondering if such radical, subversive ideas being indoctrinated into our young children has got anyone to start a boycott?

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Well obviously this whole idea of Santa refusing to obey the law and giving out toys to every child was a subversive Communist plot to turn the U.S. into a godless Marxist state. Why do you think Santa wears red?

Well according to the show, the red suit came from the famous Kringles, who were world class toy makers. However, now that I think about it, Kremlin and Kringle aren't that far off from each other.

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However, now that I think about it, Kremlin and Kringle aren't that far off from each other.

Exactly. Any patriotic American toymaker's name would have been "Cringle," not "Kringle."

And come to think of it...any patriotic American toymaker would be getting his toys from China.

I'm making out my $120 check to Pastor Harry right now.

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However, now that I think about it, Kremlin and Kringle aren't that far off from each other.

Exactly. Any patriotic American toymaker's name would have been "Cringle," not "Kringle."

And come to think of it...any patriotic American toymaker would be getting his toys from China.

I'm making out my $120 check to Pastor Harry right now.

Chinese Communism FTW!

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Chinese Communism is the good Communism, so long as we can buy 150 tube socks from Walmart for $4.99. :yes:

Didn't the red Santa suit come from Coca-Cola's marketing campaign in the 1920s or something?

Yes, the subversive Marxist Coca-Cola marketing campaign!!!!

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Chinese Communism is the good Communism, so long as we can buy 150 tube socks from Walmart for $4.99. :yes:

Didn't the red Santa suit come from Coca-Cola's marketing campaign in the 1920s or something?

Yes, the subversive Marxist Coca-Cola marketing campaign!!!!

Aha!

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Chinese Communism is the good Communism, so long as we can buy 150 tube socks from Walmart for $4.99. :yes:

Didn't the red Santa suit come from Coca-Cola's marketing campaign in the 1920s or something?

Yes, the subversive Marxist Coca-Cola marketing campaign!!!!

What would rather Saint Nick drink, absinthe?

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Chinese Communism is the good Communism, so long as we can buy 150 tube socks from Walmart for $4.99. :yes:

Didn't the red Santa suit come from Coca-Cola's marketing campaign in the 1920s or something?

Yes, the subversive Marxist Coca-Cola marketing campaign!!!!

What would rather Saint Nick drink, absinthe?

Everyone knows that Santa loves a glass of sherry!

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God hates Santa and wants you to burn his likeness. So what do you get for $95 (+$25 s/h)? This!

santadoll.jpg

That's some quality craftsmanship right there, is what that is!

SANTA BE GONE burnable effigy dolls use a specially designed "filler" (patent pending) that burns quickly and brilliantly without the need for dangerous accelerants such as lighter fluids.

SANTA BE GONE burnable effigy dolls come with the official Ritual Poem as read by Pastor Harry on The History Channel.

The cost of these hand made, custom, SANTA BE GONE effigy dolls is $95.00 USD per doll plus $25.00 shipping and handling. (Shipping costs will exceed this and we will cover any additional fees).

All proceeds will be used to help finance

DOOMSDAY TALK RADIO SHOW with PASTOR HARRY.

And the best line:

NOW YOU HAVE THE REAL OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD THAT YOU RENOUNCE THE SATANIC LIE OF SANTA AND STAND FOR THE TRUTH OF THE GOSPEL!

Don't shove, people. There's plenty of burnable Santa effigy dolls for everyone!

DISCLAIMER: Pastor Harry, Carla Day, www.satansrapture.com and DoomsDay Talk Radio are NOT responsible for any injuries, damages or death for anyone who purchases and burns a SANTA BE GONE effigy dolls.

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Chinese Communism is the good Communism, so long as we can buy 150 tube socks from Walmart for $4.99. :yes:

Didn't the red Santa suit come from Coca-Cola's marketing campaign in the 1920s or something?

Yes, the subversive Marxist Coca-Cola marketing campaign!!!!

What would rather Saint Nick drink, absinthe?

Everyone knows that Santa loves a glass of sherry!

I found this...can't confirm if it's real or photoshopped though...

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Chinese Communism is the good Communism, so long as we can buy 150 tube socks from Walmart for $4.99. :yes:

Didn't the red Santa suit come from Coca-Cola's marketing campaign in the 1920s or something?

Yes, the subversive Marxist Coca-Cola marketing campaign!!!!

What would rather Saint Nick drink, absinthe?

Everyone knows that Santa loves a glass of sherry!

I heard that Santa drinks red wine with fish...

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