French Trader who lost 7 billion was a workaholique

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

[Sister Fracas 5]

You guys need lessons on how to conduct a proper flame war. What's with this "right you are" #######!

I'm too tired, Troll. Plus I'm an easy-going hippy. You know that.

damn hippie!

i can't find my cartman icon to go with that. imagine it. thanks.

hippies RAWK!

[almaty 19]

oh no, some sh1ts about to go down y'all.....

you sh!t stirred brother arijit

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

what's so bizarre about it?

[SteveLaura 0]

You guys need lessons on how to conduct a proper flame war. What's with this "right you are" #######!

You could take someone's eye out with that.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You guys need lessons on how to conduct a proper flame war. What's with this "right you are" #######!

You could take someone's eye out with that.

The plumes protect the eyes.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

what's so bizarre about it?

That his first reaction about the guy sleeping on the photocopier was that he must have been doing something nasty to it. That and the idea that working 6 hours is enough to put a person out for the count.

I have an 8-9 hour day - by that rationale I should have narcolepsy.

[SteveLaura 0]

The plumes protect the eyes.

Another lesson learnt. This is turning out to be a most educational thread.

[Ban Hammer 12,835]

No axe here. The others' posts read as sarcasm. Your's did not. If you had just said "Oops, my error" and laughed it off it, I think we could all empathize. I know I don't always read an entire post before sticking my oar in.

maybe in the future you shouldn't assume.......

Charles, do you need a beer?

if you got beer, i need one. it better not be in a can either.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Some of the guy's quotes are downright bizarre...

My life is hard because in addition to my job I have a family and a mistress and only get off work early if there's a strike on.

Then there's that stuff about the photocopier - I wonder how serious he is about that...

"He was, how you say, une workaholique. I have a family and a mistress so I would leave the office at around 2pm at the latest, if I wasn't on strike.

"But Jerome was tied to that desk. One day I came back to the office at 3pm because I had forgotten my stupid little hat, and there he was, fast asleep on the photocopier.

"At first I assumed he had been having sex with it, but then I remembered he'd been working for almost six hours."

what's so bizarre about it?

That his first reaction about the guy sleeping on the photocopier was that he must have been doing something nasty to it. That and the idea that working 6 hours is enough to put a person out for the count.

I have an 8-9 hour day - by that rationale I should have narcolepsy.

Interesting observations.

No axe here. The others' posts read as sarcasm. Your's did not. If you had just said "Oops, my error" and laughed it off it, I think we could all empathize. I know I don't always read an entire post before sticking my oar in.

maybe in the future you shouldn't assume.......

Charles, do you need a beer?

if you got beer, i need one. it better not be in a can either.

Damn straight. Straight out of the tap!

Edited January 25, 2008 by VJ Troll

[Sister Fracas 5]

if you got beer, i need one. it better not be in a can either.

of course not....only the finest selection on draft FOR YOU... now relax and take a long chug....

Edited January 25, 2008 by Sister Fracas

[mawilson 2,133]

#6 and Charles seem to have left their sense of humour at home today.

[Ban Hammer 12,835]

#6 and Charles seem to have left their sense of humour at home today.

reported for baiting.

Edited January 25, 2008 by charlesandnessa

[SteveLaura 0]

Are you happy now, Troll?

[Jenn! 918]

Which came first, The Daily Mash or The Onion?

HINT, HINT

Edited January 25, 2008 by Jenn!