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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Mexico
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road - shivering - and slowly the driver gets out of the car...and you know how you just get so stressed that life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it....he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and said...."Well, which one are you then?"

...and that's how the fight started.


El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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LOL.. so wrong... yet so funny :)


AOS

Filled : 2007-09-17

NOA : 2007-09-25

Biometrics : 2007-12-13

EAD card prod : 2007-12-13

Job Offer : 2007-12-18

EAD card prod : 2007-12-18

EAD approved mailed : 2007-12-21

EAD in Hand : 2007-12-24 (Awesome Christmas Present)

Applied for SSN : 2007-12-26

SSN arrives in mail : 2008-01-05 (Happy New Year)

Start work :2008-01-15

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Filed: Country: Jamaica
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road - shivering - and slowly the driver gets out of the car...and you know how you just get so stressed that life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it....he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and said...."Well, which one are you then?"

...and that's how the fight started.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I guess he is "Grumpy" then. :yes::yes::lol::lol:


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lol..that was good...


Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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I can't believe nobody jumped on you for your racist joke :P , jk. I think it's funny, even though it's so wrong.




* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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LOL too funny.


Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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