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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Morocco
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THE CHICKEN BUSINESS

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had

several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters,

whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform

went

into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time,

so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which

rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an

efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine

specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old

Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The

pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his

beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and

walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him

in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among

the judges.

The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell

Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but

a

politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted

awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace

and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible


TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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:lol: Good one.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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