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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly

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> > remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

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> > He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, 'How much for

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> > one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

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> > The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have:

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> > Work Out Barbie for $19.95,

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> > Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

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> > Beach Barbie for $19.95,

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> > Disco Barbie for $19.95,

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> > Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,

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> > Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,

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> > Skater Barbie for $19.95,

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> > and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'

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> > The amazed father asks: 'You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95

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> > and the others only $19.95?

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> > The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

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> > Sir...,'Divorced Barbie comes with:

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> > Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer

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> > and...One of Ken's Friends


R.I.P. Diana 1982 - 28.08.2008

<3 WE MISS YOU <3

December 2oo7 - received 1o year GC!!

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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:lol: I want a divorced Barbie. wait, i'm too old. nvm



* K1 Timeline *
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* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
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*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Nigeria
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:lol:

I-129F

11/15/2007 = Package sent overnight Fedex to CSC

11/16/2007 = Package arrived at CSC

11/21/2007 = NOA1 (according to www.uscis.gov online case status)

11/26/2007 = Check cashed (YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!)

11/28/2007 = Touched

11/30/2007 = Rec'd NOA1 hard copy in the mail

12/20/2007 = Touched

12/21/2007 = Touched

03/12/2008 = Touched (due to phone call)

03/24/2008 = NOA2!!!!!!!!!

03/25/2008 = Touched

04/23/2008 = Touched

05/05/2008 = Arrived at Consulate

05/12/2008 = Picked up Packets 3 & 4

06/24/2008 = Interview Date and APPROVAL

07/02/2008 = Picked up Visa at Embassy

07/05/2008 = Arrival in the U.S.!!!!!!!!! Met at POE in ATLANTA

07/06/2008 = Fly back to Salt Lake City Together!!!!

08/06/2008 = MARRIED TODAY!!!

AOS & EAD

08/23/2008 = Package sent via USPS with Signature Confirmation

08/25/2008 = Package arrived in Chicago

08/26/2008 = Check cashed

09/02/2008 = NOA1 for EAD and AOS received in the mail.

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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My husband says his ex-wife's name must have been Barbie and he didn't know it!

Edited by Kathryn41

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

. Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Another Member of the VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse!

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