I was 24 when i got a 5 year ban in 2015. Also an F1 but for a less egregious violation. Also in LA funny enough. You can check out my post which details what happened over those 5 years. You will have to wait out the ban. I understand your frustration BUT dont waste any more money on applications or lawyers, i tried all of it, it wont work. Once my 5 years was up I came back and finished my degree and am on OPT. So far i have not had the ban affect my time here in the US. You need to do your best to move on with your life.
One thing ill add is that you are making the same mistake in your post that got you the ban. You want to be in the US no matter what and it sounds like you're willing to break the law to do it. Not a good look.
Best of luck.