Justice alito .. why not let 4 lawyers marry one another.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Aren't we all a little relieved the"What if I want to marry my dog?" comments haven't begun yet?

RIP, Danno...

[Dashinka 23,190]

Not one to be for or against either side of this arguement, I often wondered about the "B" in the LGBT community. This one always seems to be lost on me related to the marriage discussion. If someone is bisexual, and in love with two different people, will their rights be restricted if they cannot legally marry both? Just pondering.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Aren't we all a little relieved the"What if I want to marry my dog?" comments haven't begun yet?

Why stop there? What if one wants to marry one's couch?

[Not a Tailor 1,370]

Aren't we all a little relieved the"What if I want to marry my dog?" comments haven't begun yet?

well obviously the dog would have to be at least sixteen years old and have parental approval in most states! How many sixteen year old dogs have a parent alive?

Not one to be for or against either side of this arguement, I often wondered about the "B" in the LGBT community. This one always seems to be lost on me related to the marriage discussion. If someone is bisexual, and in love with two different people, will their rights be restricted if they cannot legally marry both? Just pondering.

if a man really has the hots for both red heads and platinum blondes (natural for both, obviously) he still has to pick one spouse. Same for bisexuals.

Why stop there? What if one wants to marry one's couch?

is the couch old enough? Sixteen with parental permission or eighteen?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

is the couch old enough? Sixteen with parental permission or eighteen?

no, no. we went past the age issues further up that slippery slope. by the time you talk about dogs and goats and couches, age is no longer of concern.

[Teddy B 17,251]

well obviously the dog would have to be at least sixteen years old and have parental approval in most states! How many sixteen year old dogs have a parent alive?

In dog years the dog would only have to be 3 for consent, so we're good!

[Not a Tailor 1,370]

In dog years the dog would only have to be 3 for consent, so we're good!

so five year olds with progeria can get married?

[Teddy B 17,251]

so five year olds with progeria can get married?

Absolutely and they get to vote as well!

[GandD 5,966]

What about people with multiple personalities?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

What about people with multiple personalities?

Then each personality get to marry who or whatever they want.

[GandD 5,966]

Then each personality get to marry who or whatever they want.

They should each get their own birth cert and ssn too.

[Transborderwife 4,666]

They should each get their own birth cert and ssn too.

What if one is an illegal immigrant?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

What if one is an illegal immigrant?

Then it should be encouraged to self-deport.

[GandD 5,966]

What if one is an illegal immigrant?

That's a good point. I'd support a legal route to citizenship if they marry a us citizen in good faith.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

That's a good point. I'd support a legal route to citizenship if they marry a us citizen in good faith.

But not if that personality entered without inspection.