Florida Man Bitten On Face By Cottonmouth Snake He Kept In A Pillowcase On His Bed

[Janelle2002 3,865]

That's an amazing feat. Back when we were in high school....

Some men have an imaginary snake in their pants.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Some men have an imaginary snake in their pants.

Well, to be fair, some are more endowed than others. But, I wouldn't use it as a bragging right now that I'm a grown man. Your intellect and personal achievements should carry more merit..

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Well, to be fair, some are more endowed than others. But, I wouldn't use it as a bragging right now that I'm a grown man. Your intellect and personal achievements should carry more merit..

If you have to brag, that means you are not well endowed. That's a given.

If your accomplishments are measured in inches, it must be a very short list of achievements.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Damn snake should have hit and taken out this moron's nutz. It failed and thus deserved to die.

[Teddy B 17,251]

Update!!

Apparently this nitwit was attempting to kiss the snake when it bit him. Tell me why exactly the snake was the one that was euthanized??

One Florida man learned the hard way that water moccasins do not make the best kissing partners. According to Fox 13, 18-year-old Austin Hatfield of Wimauma was hospitalized last Saturday after being bitten by a cottonmouth while attempting to kiss it.

Friends said that Hatfield had captured the snake from his girlfriend’s yard several days before and was keeping it in a pillowcase. Hatfield occasionally took the snake out to kiss it on the mouth, but on Saturday, the snake decided to end the relationship.

“He took it out, put it on his chest and it was acting funny, and it jumped up and got him,” said Jason Belcher, who witnessed the attack. “He ripped it off his face, threw it on the ground and he started swelling up immediately. It was pretty frightening.”

Suckers face blew up like a balloon too!

[Dakine10 5,452]

I feel bad for the snake.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I feel bad for the snake.

I know! I'd have done the exact same thing if he'd tried to kiss me.

[Teddy B 17,251]

I know! I'd have done the exact same thing if he'd tried to kiss me.

You and every other CABA Chick! It's a natural reaction.

[GandD 5,966]

Update!!

Apparently this nitwit was attempting to kiss the snake when it bit him. Tell me why exactly the snake was the one that was euthanized??

Suckers face blew up like a balloon too!

Ol' fat face.

[Teddy B 17,251]

Ol' fat face.

[Teddy B 17,251]

Ol' fat face.

Rumor has it he is now up for the part of Buford T. Justice in the Smokey And The Bandit remake.

[GandD 5,966]

Rumor has it he is now up for the part of Buford T. Justice in the Smokey And The Bandit remake.

That sir, is a fading reference. But fear not, I still get it and approve.

[Teddy B 17,251]

That sir, is a fading reference. But fear not, I still get it and approve.

I hear ya G! Jackie is one of the all time greats!

The other day someone asked me how old I was and I stuttered when the words "Fffifty one" came out of my mouth.

[GandD 5,966]

I hear ya G! Jackie is one of the all time greats!

The other day someone asked me how old I was and I stuttered when the words "Fffifty one" came out of my mouth.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

He doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the shed. Definitely a tool though.