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Mirorgate Experienced

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:P

maybe the ansers should be:

1) aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes!

2) not tonight honey.

Daniel

:enrgetic:

see? for #2.. thats why I always offer the wife an asperine before bed. when she states she doesnt have a headache :devil::devil::devil:

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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:P

maybe the ansers should be:

1) aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes!

2) not tonight honey.

Daniel

:enrgetic:

see? for #2.. thats why I always offer the wife an asperine before bed. when she states she doesnt have a headache :devil::devil::devil:

hermano Espejo is a very smart hombre. :yes:

Daniel

:energetic:

Ana (Mexico) ------ Daniel (California)(me)

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Sept. 11, 2004: Got married (civil), in Mexico :D

July 23, 2005: Church wedding

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K3(I-129F):

Oct. 28, 2004: Mailed I-129F.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Nov. 3, 2004: NOA1!!!!

Nov. 5, 2004: Check Cashed!!

zzzz deep hibernationn zzzz

May 12, 2005 NOA2!!!! #######!!! huh???

off to NVC.

May 26, 2005: NVC approves I129F.

CR1(I-130):

Oct. 6, 2004: Mailed I-130.

~USPS, First-Class, Certified Mail, Rtn Recpt ($5.80)

Oct. 8, 2004: I-130 Delivered to CSC in Laguna Niguel.

~Per USPS website's tracking tool.

Oct. 12, 2004 BCIS-CSC Signs for I-130 packet.

Oct. 21, 2004 Check cashed!

Oct. 25, 2004 NOA1 (I-130) Go CSC!!

Jan. 05, 2005 Approved!!!! Off to NVC!!!!

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NVC:

Jan. 05, 2005 ---> in route from CSC

Jan. 12, 2005 Case entered system

Jan. 29, 2005 Received I-864 Bill

Jan. 31, 2005 Sent Payment to St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 01, 2005 Wife received DS3032(Choice of Agent)

Feb. 05, 2005 Payment Received in St. Louis(I864)

Feb. 08, 2005 Sent DS3032 to Portsmouth NH

Feb. 12, 2005 DS3032 Received by NVC

Mar. 04, 2005 Received IV Bill

Mar. 04, 2005 Sent IV Bill Payment

Mar. 08, 2005 Received I864

Mar. 19, 2005 Sent I864

Mar. 21, 2005 I864 Received my NVC

Apr. 18, 2005 Received DS230

Apr. 19, 2005 Sent DS230

Apr. 20, 2005 DS230 received by NVC (signed by S Merfeld)

Apr. 22, 2005 DS230 entered NVC system

Apr. 27, 2005 CASE COMPLETE

May 10, 2005 CASE SENT TO JUAREZ

Off to Cd. Juarez! :D

calls to NVC: 6

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CIUDAD JUAREZ, American Consulate:

Apr. 27, 2005 case completed at NVC.

May 10, 2005 in route to Juarez.

May 25, 2005 Case at consulate.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   12,828

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:P

maybe the ansers should be:

1) aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes!

2) not tonight honey.

Daniel

:enrgetic:

see? for #2.. thats why I always offer the wife an asperine before bed. when she states she doesnt have a headache :devil::devil::devil:

a suggestion......powder the aspirin first. apply it to that which causes her headache and then offer it orally or as a suppository :lol:

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Might as well change the title from VisaJourney to SexJourney lol :lol::wacko:

:ot: Cute baby, Eric! Looks like you've already gone on 'that' journey...hehehe. Congratulations! :star:

Thank you.

All these post about having to do with sex lately and private parts make me want to make another baby lol jk. :lol:

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NOA Date : 2008-06-18

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Mirorgate   0

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Thank you.

All these post about having to do with sex lately and private parts make me want to make another baby lol jk. :lol:

practice. practice before conception :thumbs:

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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rclouse   0

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Reminds me of the joke:

Q. Why is it difficult for women to achieve orgasm, while for men it's very easy?

A. Who ###### cares?

Me -.us Her -.ma

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I-129F NOA1: 8 Dec 2003

Interview Date: 13 July 2004 Approved!

US Arrival: 04 Oct 2004 We're here!

Wedding: 15 November 2004, Maui

AOS & EAD Sent: 23 Dec 2004

AOS approved!: 12 July 2005

Residency card received!: 4 Aug 2005

I-751 NOA1 dated 02 May 2007

I-751 biometrics appt. 29 May 2007

10 year green card received! 11 June 2007

Our son Michael is born!: 18 Aug 2007

Apply for US Citizenship: 14 July 2008

N-400 NOA1: 15 July 2008

Check cashed: 17 July 2008

Our son Michael is one year old!: 18 Aug 2008

N-400 biometrics: 19 Aug 2008

N-400 interview: 18 Nov 2008 Passed!

Our daughter Emmy is born!: 23 Dec 2008

Oath ceremony: 29 Jan 2009 Complete! Woo-hoo no more USCIS!

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Asha+Joy=Love Explorer

Asha+Joy=Love   0

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Reminds me of the joke:

Q. Why is it difficult for women to achieve orgasm, while for men it's very easy?

A. Who ###### cares?

:lol:

I know a better one:

Q. Why can women be multiorgasmic and men can not?

A. God just likes women better!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13834042/

Edited by AshaPlusJoyEqualsLove

14 July 05 - "wow! now THAT is a first kiss"

23 March 06 - "let's get married!"

22 August 06 - "here we go, I129F for K1 to NSC today"

13 January 07 - "Visa in hand!!"

02 March 07 - Joy "I Do!" Judge "what about you?" Asha "Me Too!" Judge "OK then, you're married!!"

13 April 07 - "Uncle Sam, here's the papers."

21 June 07 - "application transferred to CSC, Yippie!"

07 July 07 - "why yes, that is a conditional Permanent Resident card in my hand!"

08 April 09 - will file to lift conditions

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   12,828

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Reminds me of the joke:

Q. Why is it difficult for women to achieve orgasm, while for men it's very easy?

A. Who ###### cares?

:lol:

I know a better one:

Q. Why can women be multiorgasmic and men can not?

A. God just likes women better!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13834042/

Q: how does a real man know his woman had an orgasm?

A: real men don't care :lol:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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