emails from crazy people

[Mags 112]

I gave Platy the links to this site a couple of nights ago - I think he stayed up way too late reading it!

[Ban Hammer 12,835]

I gave Platy the links to this site a couple of nights ago - I think he stayed up way too late reading it!

i wonder how many crazy cat lady's are on that site........

[Mags 112]

I gave Platy the links to this site a couple of nights ago - I think he stayed up way too late reading it!

i wonder how many crazy cat lady's are on that site........

I counted two!

[Amby 490]

lol #######?

[Amby 490]

omg

[Nik+Heather 121]

omg

Hey,

Sounds like that Rob guy is a useful one to have around - they forgot one requirement that I'll bet Rob has -- top notch advice for any electronics you are about to buy.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

B1tch!!! this one is AWESOME!!!

[The_Dude 1,142]

lol, old news n00b

My favorite one is still the email exchange between the two neighbors about having lawn chairs on the front yard

[Chica Yeyé 41]

lol, old news n00b

My favorite one is still the email exchange between the two neighbors about having lawn chairs on the front yard

I just read that one... that dude is one psycho #######

[The_Dude 1,142]

I swear, with some of these sites that amby puts up, I think she's trying to get me fired.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I swear, with some of these sites that amby puts up, I think she's trying to get me fired.

she's good at finding crazy stuff like that

[Amby 490]

I swear, with some of these sites that amby puts up, I think she's trying to get me fired.

NEVER!

[Amby 490]

My son has invented a new word, who do you sell them to?

I can`t tell you what it is in case you steal it, it`s a good sensible word, how much would it be worth ?

[Amby 490]

omfg :rofl:

I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my #######. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my ####### or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my #######. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my ####### and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese.

So to give you a basic understanding of my Swiss cheese fetish. The simplest thing is that it’s a hand job using Swiss cheese as the tool to pleasure me, but I like to expand upon it by having you wrap Swiss cheese slices around my #######, and I wear it for a length of time, then we repeat the process, allowing me to savor your handy work. However it’s more complex then just having a girl wrap cheese around my #######.

In my younger years I developed a strong urge for sex, but not being the best looking guy out there, girls tended to ignore me. So I would fantasize about sex and masturbate, but it just was not the same. One day I just had some strange feeling, and for some unknown reason used cheese to masturbate. I started to relate girls to cheese… I tried many different types of cheese…however none could compare to Swiss.

Swiss it a perfect representative of cheese to me, if I held up a slice of Swiss cheese in front of you, that compared to any other style of cheese, I am sure you would recognize Swiss over the rest. Also the way it smells, given it’s not that bad, I use domestic, and it’s eye patterns and color, Swiss is very attractive to me. It also shares all the characteristics I see in girls. It feels smooth and silky, it’s semi soft and flexible, and it’s smell is like perfume to me.

Take all these things and add them together, and that is what I love about having a girl wrap Swiss cheese around my #######, that and the fact that it’s like having sex with you, because you control the action.

Now do I like regular sex, sure, but at the time, and I would say a good ten years before I had normal sex, this was it’s substitute. Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It’s like a drug, that I simple can’t get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my #######. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can’t get enough. Do you understand? And would be willing to help me with my addiction?”

[Peikko 1,575]

He thinks girls smell like cheese?

What a nutter...