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what do you do on the toilet? not a fail this time, I hope Rate Topic: ***-- 2 Votes

Poll: what do you do on the toilet? (68 member(s) have cast votes)

what do you do on the toilet?

  1. talk on the phone (23 votes [15.44%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.44%

  2. text (20 votes [13.42%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.42%

  3. talk to a family member (14 votes [9.40%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.40%

  4. read (42 votes [28.19%])

    Percentage of vote: 28.19%

  5. eat (7 votes [4.70%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.70%

  6. masturbate (10 votes [6.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.71%

  7. post on vj (8 votes [5.37%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.37%

  8. have sex (12 votes [8.05%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.05%

  9. drink booze (2 votes [1.34%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.34%

  10. drugs (3 votes [2.01%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.01%

  11. watch tv (5 votes [3.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.36%

  12. play video games (3 votes [2.01%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.01%

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#1 User is offline   Amby 

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  Posted 19 November 2008 - 01:57 PM

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A new survey of Britons' favourite toilet activities reveal that we enjoy reading, chatting and texting on the loo.

The study suggests more than 14 million people in the UK read newspapers, books and magazines on the toilet.

Eight million people spend time talking - either on the phone or to family - and one in five send texts, reports the BBC.

The survey of more than 2,000 people was commissioned by charity Tearfund for World Toilet Day, which aims to highlight poor sanitary conditions.

The study also suggested people mostly thought about food while on the toilet, and that men were more likely to look around for a distraction than women.

Mari Williams, Tearfund's water and sanitation policy adviser, said: "It's scandalous that in the 21st Century, more than 2.5 billion people living in the developing world do not have a clean, safe place to go to the toilet, and almost 900 million people do not have access to clean water - something we take for granted in the UK."

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 02:04 PM

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#3 User is offline   Nessa 

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 02:30 PM

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 02:39 PM

Mostly neither....I like to be in-and-out of there quickly. I have done the first on the list(very rarely), if I was already on the phone before...
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 02:42 PM

I will talk on the phone sometimes. But I have to make sure to turn the water faucet first, otherwise I'm paranoid they can hear me tinkle.

And I always read gossip magazines.
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 03:00 PM

talk on cell once in a blue moon (loo booth is a lot more private than a cubicle).

I really liked the choices of boozing or doing drugs. laughing.gif
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#7 User is offline   Trompe le Monde 

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 03:25 PM

I would have thought the throne would be the place one expels booze and drugs, not consume more.
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#8 User is offline   El Buscador 

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 03:43 PM

I've got to have something to read. If there's no magazines, I'll read the back of a shampoo bottle.
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 03:48 PM

QUOTE (Mister Fancypants @ Nov 19 2008, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've got to have something to read. If there's no magazines, I'll read the back of a shampoo bottle.


Ditto.

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 03:49 PM

errr... I tinkle or poop... nothing more... unsure.gif
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#11 User is offline   HAL 9000 

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 04:06 PM

QUOTE (Jenn! @ Nov 19 2008, 01:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I will talk on the phone sometimes. But I have to make sure to turn the water faucet first, otherwise I'm paranoid they can hear me tinkle.

And I always read gossip magazines.


And you're not worried about bathroom echo?
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#12 User is offline   Minya's wife 

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 04:07 PM

er....the choice that confounds me is the sixth one, masterbaiting (mispelled on purpose;)). Doesn't the supposed use of the toilet preclude one from doing that ? huh.gif
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#13 User is offline   HAL 9000 

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 04:08 PM

Wow... not many VJ postings while on the loo. What gives folks? Maybe the ones that post fecal matter haven't seen this poll yet! laughing.gif
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 04:10 PM

QUOTE (HAL 9000 @ Nov 19 2008, 04:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow... not many VJ postings while on the loo. What gives folks? Maybe the ones that post fecal matter haven't seen this poll yet! laughing.gif


They dropped their laptops in the toilet.
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Posted 19 November 2008 - 04:25 PM

i do my business and leave.
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