QUOTE(mjoy61 @ Nov 14 2007, 02:14 AM)

As I have already said once. Leave room for someone who may actually have relevant and useful information. I don't really care if you are offended.
You sure cared when your Masha was offended. Now, if you're going to care about her but not us, you need to go back to Kindergarten and ask the teacher what the Golden Rule is all about. And a little bit of "useful" information, they have the "Golden Rule" in Russia as well, so if you're going to "court" a Russian girl, you might want to keep that in mind.
Sorry to take up room on your thread, but if you go over to the Off Topic forum, you'll see threads there with like 346 pages, so believe me, there's no shortage of space for us or anyone else to rant. If you'd like to conserve space, try to not post two threads with the exact same topic. We're pretty good about answering stuff within the first page (usually the first couple of posts) here in the Russia Forum.
And lastly, thanks for getting us all fired up! It's been a while since we've had some popcorn thrown around in our forum. It usually takes a Canadian woman with an American fiance or an American woman with a British fiance to really raise a ruckus. But, a trolling troll is a nice diversion sometimes when we need to take a comedic break from helping people with first-hand information.
QUOTE(russ @ Nov 14 2007, 02:52 AM)

Sat, I hope you are not offended that you were not included! (Sat is probably the most qualified to offer opinions here)
Me too! And, I'll support the fact that Sat is our resident "expert" in visa matters. It's OK to disagree with him in principal and in theory and things of that nature, but it's hard to argue with the facts. And when it comes to Russia VJ process facts, Sat is like the Schwab... you're not going to stump him!
QUOTE(russ @ Nov 14 2007, 02:52 AM)

Being serious for a moment. The regulars here (Sat, Russ, Slim, etc) all have been to Russia many times, we all speak and read Russian on some level, we didn't meet our spouses on marriage websites, and we try to offer information without judgement.
You're giving me way too much credit, Russ. My Russian only works on drunk women.
QUOTE(russ @ Nov 14 2007, 02:52 AM)

Give us some more information - like who Masha is, where she lives, what she does, and we can help you. I'll even call her with some advice if you want - my Russian isn't that bad. Neither is Sat's
Mine stinks! Notice he didn't include me in that one? (See above)
QUOTE(groovlstk @ Nov 14 2007, 03:40 AM)

Some guys come here w/preconceived notions about stuff they desperately want to believe is true. I see it in poor saps who believe the marriage agency BS about long queues of "traditional" Russian girls who prefer guys twice their age and want nothing so much as to cook him dinner, wash his smelly socks, and please him sexually without a thought to her own needs.
Can you send me a link to that website? I missed that one and it sure sounds nice!
QUOTE(moxcamel @ Nov 14 2007, 09:43 AM)

you only need to look at the answers other "jack offs" took their time to provide you with
Now that's how to give me credit!
QUOTE(moxcamel @ Nov 14 2007, 09:43 AM)

I love the scam-the-scammer sites!
Your posts about the fake Western Union numbers and motherless Nigerians had me in tears! I never even thought about taking the time to "pay back" those guys. That's really cool!
Here's a little something along the same lines from Andy Rooney:
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1) The three little words are: 'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off
(instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each
telemarketing call so much more time-consuming
that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the phone company's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a 'real' sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!
(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get 'ads' enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these 'ads' with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.
When you get those 'pre-approved' letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?
It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage
'IF' and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.
One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.
Send a pizza coupon to Citibank.
If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back! If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 41 cents.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea !
If enough people follow these tips, it will work ---- I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.