LOL and pregnancy test - good times JP lol

Ok but I'm having the donut either way! If its positive, I'm having 2 donuts!

So I take it the cabbage soup is out the window huh?

You got it. i was 5wks when they started. dr said lots is goin on down there, and even though its my 2nd baby its been 7yrs so everything has to REstretch........i cant lay on one side or another for more then half hr.

If you are pregnant I think you should be able to have a whole dozen if you want or need it. LOL

LOL, got into the dress, got out of the dress. Bada-boom-bada-bing.



Damn. Sounds exactly like what I'm feeling. Although I don't know how its possible since Aunt flo was here a couple of weeks ago. Maybe I am having sympathy pains for you. Which in that case, don't bother eating a donut, I will get 3!

sparrow - soooo happy 4 u, no caffeine try to be calm
jackie- you can do it!!
JP - hope the pain stops baby or not and if its a baby how exciting, I want one sooooo much

As for me im feeling better and the crying and illness from the return has subsided.,,,, one of my roomates (I have 2) just informed me shes geting married and moving out which is great for her, but im so confused If I knew my fiance were coming I would just shoulder the rent till then , but not knowing and feeling like his arrival is light years away I guess Ill have to start the search.... I really need the money to get myself out of debt and start saving. why is life always so freaking complicated....

happy thursday to all the weekends almost here , I can't wait to clean my house

You know my husband thinks that if I am craving something during pregnancy, that I must eat it immediatly before I scratch a body part. He thinks that if I am craving something and i don't get it, and then I scratch something somewhere, the baby will have a birthmark in the shape of what I was craving in the same place I scratched.

This could work to my advantage. Especially with donuts.




I want a baby too but we want to wait until January when my inlaws leave bcz its really hard to be intimate when I can hear my inlaws snoring in the room next to me!!!

" You know my husband thinks that if I am craving something during pregnancy, that I must eat it immediatly before I scratch a body part. He thinks that if I am craving something and i don't get it, and then I scratch something somewhere, the baby will have a birthmark in the shape of what I was craving in the same place I scratched.

This could work to my advantage. Especially with donuts. "


My in laws think the same thing about the cravings but my husband doesnt buy into it... Although I only really craved italian food, mangoes and cottage cheese. No late night cravings. I will probably get flamed for this but I think that those "serious" middle of the night cravings are a crock of $hit. At least they were for me. I mean I craved things, and flavors, but come on now who really needs taco bell at 3am... I bought into that whole thing a bit more with our first son and i gained a WHOLE lot more weight during pregnancy as a result. Then I lost it all plus after our first. I wasnt willing to blow it with the second son so I ate very very healthily, ate lots of things that were good for me and the baby, and as a result I only gained 25 during the course of the pregnancy and was only 5lbs over prepregnancy when I left the hospital!!!

Good luck with your test!!!!

i think we need a poll - how many want jp to be pregnant and how many don't?

I craved shawerma and fish and chips with my first son and he ended up a with very large birthmark on his left thigh. It's not shaped like shawerma, fish or chips though. When he was born my ex's family (the few that are here) and friends asked if I craved anything but didn't eat it.

About the hip pains, I never had those. I did have weird cramps kinda like period cramps only lower. I didn't get those until right around the time my period was supposed to start though. If you just had your cycle a couple weeks ago, it would probably be too early to test and too early to be having pains. But you can test just to make sure.

gonna go buy an ept right now...be back soon! Oh and a donut!

Everything is possible. My last AF was Sept 1st, i didnt get my positive hpt til i was 4 days late, cause i had no clue i was pregnant lol. Good luck either way. and yes eat a donut for me cause mornin sickness, is really all day sickness and i dont want one lol

i'm going straight home in 15 min at 1430 my time and at 1450 i'll be back on to see the news

Two weeks post menses is too early to tell if pregnancy occured. It may not even be possible yet. Two weeks post menses is when ovulation usually occurs. TMI but I had my menses two weeks ago also so I'm ovulating right now.

i got AF like cramps too and have had them on and off since my period was due. i freaked out. i still get them sometimes and it worries me.

You are right, it was negative but I kinda knew that but Charles freaked me out so I had to confirm. I got the 2 pack so I will check again in 2 weeks because we did have an "accident" a couple of weeks ago.

I'm ovulating tooooooooooo!!!




I never HAD to have something in the middle of the night either. I was too busy sleepin'!!!

However, I did have to have very very hot and salty french fries from Burger King dipped in a vanilla shake from Mc Donalds everyday. Was a pain going to both restaurants but it had to be done.

I gained 45 pounds with each kid.

If you're anything like me (or the "norm") you've either ovulated, are ovulating or will be ovulating some time this week. A little mishap right after your period probably won't result in anything. Trying having a little mishap this week.

I just realized that Water is Wide lives very near me. Too bad I don't need a rental space.


Almost the weekend ----- yiiiippppeeeee!!!

How do you know when you are ovulating?

Has anyone heard from Allousa? She hasnt posted in a few days.

A few ways.

#1. Your temp goes up slightly. You can monitor this using a basal thermometer.

#2. You can use an ovulation monitor.

#3. This is really TMI but here goes....you have more and thicker cervical mucus. Sorry for that but we're all grown ups here, we can handle it.

#4. Some women have slight cramping.

omg that would be awesome .... we could comiserate together

I can definitly confirm I have one of 4 items you mentioned, but I'm not telling you which one unless you give me a donut.

hey i try my best

Maybe next time JP - however I think you should see a doctor about this pain - it has been a week already - isn't there like a formula regarding pain and when to see a professional ...

Speaking about donuts - I want one with my coffee that I am having - not getting much sleep lately...just waiting for this year to be over...L.

If you vote no in my pregnancy poll, I'll give you one of the donuts I get from the people that vote yes.

Damn - I just missed a donut from JP - voted yes - and am willing to pay the price...sorry girl

I just called my husband and mentioned that I took a test and it was negative, to my surprise, he was disapointed! He WANTS me to be pregnant! We had agreed to wait until January but he said he changed his mind and wants one now! He might be able to persuede me with some donuts.




Damn, why does everyone want me to have an illegal donut!

What makes the donut illegal...you lost me for a bit there...you deserve a donut after you cabbage diet and all...

don't make me offer 2 donuts for every yes vote...........

Anyone ever try the cardio soup diet? It was wonderful for about two days....how can anyone stay on it for a week

Well January is not that far away - you can get into the practice mode already so as the new year rolles in you will be with a child and charles will be happy and I will buy donuts for everyone in mena...

sounds like a plan to me...

I thought you knew...illegal donuts are invading our country! So instead of calling it a baby, i prefer to use the name illegal donut. I'm a bit whacky today.


Thats it, 1 dozen illegal donuts for everyone that votes no.

Allousa - i see you down there

awww a little jp i like that idea

yup. I have been tracking it for about 6 months now on fertilityfriend.com . I would highly recommend doing this before you even think of conceiving since it just makes things so much easier and tells you so much about your body!

I used to enjoy a little smokie smokie (wheres that smiley?!) in college and we used to go to this corner on campus where there was a burger king, a mcdonalds and a convenience store at the intersection. We would get double whoppers from burger king (gasp i would NEVER now!), fries from McDonalds and a 32oz coke from the convenience store when we got the munchies!!!! We would also buy huge bags of M&Ms or whatever we fancied for dessert. Either that or HUGE burritos the size of our heads with tabasco and ben and jerrys for dessert. No wonder I gained the freshman 15+!

I used fertility friend to get pregnant with my 6 month old. I went off of the pill, had one period without the pill and then bam no more periods and was pregnant!!! I also tried the basal thermometer and the strips you pee on but I was lazy and never graphed and the strips never came up with anything for me so who knows!

Oh Man I went and voted before I read this thread and I voted YES, I know but I had my donut at the meeting this morning so I was feeling pretty good. I hope that we will be having a little JP soon.

Jackie I know that you will do well in your building project and what an accomplishment it will be when it is done.

Sparrow I can only imagine how you must be crawling out of your skin. I remember how i felt and the feeling when you see him walking towards you WOW.

Hope everyone is having a great day!

, then and finally

Sounds like my High School experimentations! If parents only knew what their kids were up to!



Those are great! LOL!

LOL! But it was cyclical, we would do it all day hehehhee.

So many memories are coming back ... good times... thanks for the laughs - it was a good day

You know when I was pregnant I thought it was like being stoned because the food just TASTES better. You basically live for food when you are pregnant since you cant do anything else. I still indulged in a glass of wine here and there, and pasteurized soft cheese. But the sushi was what killed me, I couldnt live without sushi. I had a very progressive OBGYN who was telling me that I could eat it in fancy restaurants but i still didnt because when i eat it i go to town. I also dont like rolls without raw fish, I love the sashimi.

I don't think I will have that problem yucko

you dont know what you are missing! really high quality fish, like yellowtail, that isnt fishy at ALL just melts in your mouth like butter. YUM!!!!

No I do, I have tried it a few times....don't like it at all. It's the texture more so than the taste that I don't care for.

ugh why did my post get all wrapped in itself and doubled like that!

mmmmmmm now we are talking my favorite food - raw fish - good stuff - I so miss my copacabana companion who used to feed me the best sashimi... good times...copacabana, Chardonnay and raw fish .... aaaahhhh memories......





Exactly my thought mmmmmmmm I want sushi samba.......