QUOTE(flames9 @ Jan 9 2008, 02:35 PM)

I think Derekkj was out ur way not that long ago, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hey now! I plead the fifth.
QUOTE(IR5FORMUMSIE @ Jan 9 2008, 02:37 PM)

Here's one for you then...
News Report from Toronto
Toronto (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should
have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his
parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family
unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy
surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the
judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the
remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic
violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the
unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and
confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are
not capable of beating anyone.