Help. I can not figure out if I am logged on or not.

Welcome to VJ!!

Good Luck on your Journey!!

CONGRATULATIONS !!!

VJ Troll,

No.

Oh, no! Devil's Advocate please tell me how to log on.

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VJ Troll,

I'll start slowly. Please plug in and turn on your computer.

sister, my brother arijit..get logging on and off..mixed up with some personal behavior, best left to the imagination

I have never met my fiance and I filed the I-129F. I didn't answer the question about meeting in the prior two years and I didn't request a waiver of the meeting requirement. Um, gosh, duh - do you think I'll be approved??????????

Will you get banned for posting this?

Nah everyone loves Gdawg

I'll probably get banned for calling that guy "the world's biggest idiot"

Although Lisa's response pretty much answers the question about why some people get banned and why others don't!!!

was it ever a question?

Well it was for a little while, right? Until it had to be taken to the "only to be discussed (read: ignored) via PM and not on the open forum!!!"

I don't think VJ Troll has been immune to bans, as is no one on VJ. It's time to let it go...

i wonder if there are people who are banned who just don't talk about it..

so how are we know for sure who has or has not been banned??

I've been banned more than a few times.

When I come back from bans, I do so quietly.

I'm sure you deserved them tho...

I did.

Hey guys, can I get married while my K1 is processing?

Will my K1 visa be denied because I have:

(take your pick -- all real questions)

1) large tonsils
2) braces
3) I once had a urinary tract infection

Ladies, if you want your K1 to be approved, show up at your interview in a transparent, low-cut blouse. Show some nip, the odds are in your favor. You have a 50% shot of getting a male interviewer and a 49% chance of getting a dyke for an interviewer. Either way, you come out the winner.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

I'm pregnant, can I get my K1 expedited?

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Good luck!

No, as the child is clearly your secret boyfriend's. K-1 expedition only occurs in nations where the applicants aren't whores.


BTW

Absolutely! But you also need to be prepared to answer the tough questions they ask you:

When did you first meet your breasts?
What first attracted you to your breasts?
Have your breasts ever been denied entry to the US?
Have your breasts ever had a problem with drugs or alcohol?
Do you have proof- pictures or video of your breasts in the US?
What are your breasts going to do for work in the US?
What kind of lotion will you use on them in the US?

this thread is hilarious .

Now let's share how did you meet your SO. Let me start...

while some of these may be on the long end of the spectrum - I think many members have asked what others may think are "silly" questions.

I've asked a lot of silly questions and I've been mocked about it. It's part of VJ life.

Now what does ''touched'' mean?

AJ drink your coffee open your eyes before you boss shows up!!! quit staying up late on those forbidden websites. Buy them books they chew on the covers

Your not in Kansas anymore

Will my visa be denied if one is slightly bigger than the other one ?
What if one is approved and the other one is denied for lack of ressemblance?

This thread should be locked due to sexually explicit content, which is not appropriate in a family based open forum.

excllent advice..it always works in counseling too..on pre-divorce settlements....

I only have 200 pages of Skype logs ready to submit with my K1 - is that enough?

I also have 10 pages of photocopies of phone cards.....? That proves our relationship, right?

Also, can someone tell what a Staples store is? I heard they carry ACCO fastners...

I don't see where the explicit content is, I've seen other subject more explicit than that ( like some news, etc)

Aren't we all adults on this forum anyways ? I have never seen any kid asking for advices for his mom's K-1 or anything...

um, its called sarcasm...

Mephys consider yourself reported for not understanding my joke.

Ok I definitely need a coffee to wake up... I aint got a quick mind this morning.....

Sorry about that

Do you think global warming is the reason illegal immigrants come to this country?

sister nessa, i blame the Iraq clusterfuck on the illegals...also, trafffic jams..lack of my favorite salsa at the supermarket..and Rove stepping down..

also, Enron..and the stock market being down= illegals

Or maybe the fact that illegal immigrants come to this country is the reason for global warming. Ever thought about that!?

Yeah, but that could blamed on few USC themselves.....I walked behind that guy yesterday at Baskin Robbins, looked and sounded US enough to me....wow he was stinking so bad he could be responsible for the global warming himself. If you don't know how to use a deodorant, you don't wear a muscle shirt!

Back on the Visa

OMG i sent my application 2 weeks ago and didn't get touched yet, I am normal or should I make an Infopass?

you are not normal if that happened to you. you're gross and abnormal.