QUOTE(tammy sue kay @ Aug 15 2007, 10:27 PM)

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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oh i can tell this joke then
3 little old ladies are out in the yard at a nursing home, all are smoking cigarettes. along comes a rain shower and 2 of the little old ladies are quite incensed as their cigarettes go out. not the 3rd one, she pulls out a condom and puts it over her cigarette and keeps on smoking.

the other two decide they should buy condoms. so one of them goes to the local drugstore and tells the guy at the counter she wants 2 dozen condoms. he asks if she wants ribbed, lubricated, non-lubricated, and so on until the little old lady becomes quite annoyed.

finally she says - "i don't care about that, just give me some large enough to fit a camel!"