what color????

pink.

lol..i doubt that

i'm serious.

wow, pink hair, i hope brother charles likes it

he even likes when I go bald

Welcome to a new feature here at the Biggest Poll EVER! Every week, we will spotlight a new body part. This week's selected part is everybody's favourite joint - the elbow!



Where would we be without this arm-hinge? Imagine licking an ice cream cone without an elbow. Crazy mess! Interesting fact - did you know that elbows were invented in 1802 by the German physisist Ludwig van Klompfullmeter, after a particularly uncomfortable & unsatisfying shave? His "Bendable Arm" was an instant success and led to other advances we now know as 'knees', 'knuckles' and, intriguingly, 'the self-cleaning oven'.

Yes, all hail The Elbow! Thanks to you, we can salute you!

elbow

Ludwig van Klompfullmeter is one of my persoanl heroes....thanks to him i am typing this

this thread is still alive!!!??

Better believe it.

We won't rest until we have our own cable show.

wow, the elbow looks cool under the x-ray

I still didn't get my free doughnut!

Can I interest you in some elbow macaroni..?

This poll is a scam! I want my free doughnut!

I'll give you an elbow! To the ribs, that is!

Maybe ribs could be next week's featured body part?

Loved the tag line on this poll, not only do I want my donut, I want my Tim Horton's coffee to go with it. Get R Done

Welcome back to the newest feature here on the Biggest Poll EVER! This week, we will be looking at ribs:



According to the bible, God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Scientists now believe that God, justly pleased with the result, went further. He took Adam's tail and made a swing, only later adding the tyre for Cain & Abel to sit in, and then took Adam's trunk as Eve complained it got in the way generally, altho it was useful in reaching things on the top shelf in the larder. (The trunk was originally an animal of itself - similar to a sea cucumber - before God stuck it on an elephant as a joke.)

Ribs protect the internal organs of humans in much the same way that tupperware protects your lunch. The human body needs to be 'burped' in order to expel the air to keep the organs fresh for several days without refrigeration, and is microwave safe. (Rib parties are still extremely popular among women of a certain age in several US suburbs, second only to gatherings where they can buy dildos.)

In the event that you break a rib, the Red Cross recommends that you do the following:

1) SWEAR. Be loud and clear in your curse to attract attention.
2) COMPLAIN. Suggested complaints include, "This hurts like fcuk" or " I'm not kidding, it's fcuking painful."
3) UTILISE the universal gesture for broken ribs: Lie down, hold ribs, moan.
4) WAIT: for the emergency team to arrive or, if ribs are broken during a sports event with your male friends, for them to stop laughing and/or to tell you to stop complaining cos you're up next.

aw. ribs are an awesome topic..i broke 2 last year in a fall..i pissed myself every time i coughed...

I have never broken any bone in my life, which is extraordinary as I'm as clumsy as buggery.

wow, do you think she eats anything other than lettuce?

yes, elbow mac and cheese

We regret to inform you that there will be no Biggest Poll EVER today. Staff will be attending a gay atheist wedding instead. We apologize for any convenience this may cause. Normal service will resume tomorrow. In the meantime, here is a video to enjoy:

But will they be serving BBQ ribs at the wedding

Or will gay bashers be breaking the ribs of the groom & groom or bride & bride?

no bbq rbs will be served or meat in honor of the vegan homosexual couple ..all gifts can be order at :
illegals for citizenship website or global warming website

in a sidebar: Sister Nessa will dress as the Goddess Astare

back from the weddinbg...bosco still hung over on the hay wine./...

sidenote: the groom was an ugly mutherfuker...had a face like a steer...and i swear i thought i saw horns when his derby fell off

I'm a goddess woohoo!!

Which groom?

the one in the tux..the other gent..had the pale peach wedding dress on

We regret to inform you that there will be no Biggest Poll EVER today. Staff have been recruited to participate in a cow-human hybrid experiment, as conducted by Dr. Troll of VJsylvania. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. Normal service will resume next week. In the meantime, here is a picture of Ron Howard:

man, i feel bad...i got a headache..feels like horns growing out of my head

boo

hola hermana nessa

hola

Haven't visited this thread in a while... I take it there are STILL no free doughnuts/donuts? *Raps fingers on desk*

no free anything.

I know! This poll is a farce!

hey, get a job..we ran out of donuts months ago..and now, giving out pixie sticks...

*Purses lips and says in her most haughtiest of voices*

But I don't WANT pixie sticks, I WANT doughnuts!

look this is brother steven on donuts..see why we do not ahnd them out any more

i think the lack of doughnuts is due to us working on keeping our magnificent shape

Pixie sticks it is then

i knew you were smart sister..here have a purple one

eggplants

Hell, I'll just take a free glass of water! That pic was sobering brother dean!

ice cream