now, is that parih hilton he landed into?

now, is that paris hilton he landed into?

I used to take this bus.













But they kept making me bring it back. Ba-dam. Thanguverrmuch.

boo!

lol...that bus looks like a furnier bus to me

almaty, could you be my VJ therapist for free?

yes sister nessa..i never charge friends...

yay!! doctor, I have a problem. It's 12:15 and I have to stay at work until 1500, but I have nothing to do. I feel really bored and I have this urge to leave. What should I do to make the next 2:45 hours go by without wanting to kill myself?

slip out the back...and leave early..if not an option...do as little work as possible and play some internet games

I can't play games on a gov computer and I can't leave early either

whoa, that is terrible....go out to your car and say..you have a headache and ened a break

This is where our tax money goes?

It's not like I don't want to have things to do, you know?

Write a haiku.

I know, I'm just teasin ya.

what is a haiku?

a hankerchief in japanese

is that some kind of super hung ninja that can cook?

heheh that's cute.

well, that cat got into my donuts again..i wish brother steven..take his damn cat home

The cat licked the buns
Attended to his ablutions
Then back to the buns.

damn cat, needs a well deserved keister kicking

a holiday bump..eggnog is on me today

I hate eggnog yuck

me too..that is why i want to give it away////

If it has brandy in it, I will take that eggnog off your hands...

I'm sleepy.

Welcome to a new feature here on Biggest Poll EVER!

Owing to a nervous breakdown following a diagnosis of Oedipal Complex, Pascale is no longer an employee of this thread. In his stead, we are proud to introduce our latest agony uncle, Stereotypical Nazi Prisoner Of War Camp Commandant:



Dear Herr Commandant,

I lent several hundred dollars to an ex-girlfriend of mine a few months ago. We still get on famously though we don't often meet up, due to the fact that my current girlfriend is jealous. She seems to have forgotten about the loan and my girlfriend is pestering me to remind her of it. The thing is, I know she is short of cash and we really don't need the money right now. What should I do?

Herr Commandant replies: For you, the war is over, my friend. If you try to escape, you will be shot on sight. The dogs will take great pleasure in playing with your lifeless corpse. You believe that you can outwit us with your clever ruses and amusing attempts to evade capture, but you are mistaken. I will not tolerate insubordination in my camp. Have I made myself clear?
Please leave. There is fitness training at 3 o'clock. I would not like for you to miss it.

Dear Herr Commandant,

my boss, lets call him steven, drinks all my beer...tried to kill my pet burro, bosco..wants to be a pimp..and cruel to our illegal workers..what should i do?

Herr Commandant replies: You see, there is nothing you can do that we cannot discover. Your attempt to elude our guards by disguising yourself as the von Trapp Family Singers was insufficient. Although I give you credit for a most admirable Julie Andrews. A genuine likeness, despite the beard. However, you will suffer for you efforts. Your Red Cross rations of 'crumpets' and 'spotted dick' will be confiscated. Now leave. It is time for me to listen to German classical music with my eyes closed and my fingertips touching. Goodbye.

Your Red Cross rations of 'crumpets' and 'spotted dick' will be confiscated.

wtf? you cruel bastard..not the 'spotted dick"

i dance on your authority....and drink a beer from holland...

Herr Commandant replies: In different circumstances, we may have become friends. However, your famous 'stiff upper lip' will not help you now. In a few more months, the war will be over, Germany will be victorious and you will return to your country. You will learn to love Bratwurst and the invigorating feeling one gets from listening to an Oompah band. But now it is time for you to leave. My mistress will be here at 5.30 and I must change into the stockings and suspenders.

You will learn to love Bratwurst and the invigorating feeling one gets from listening to an Oompah band. But now it is time for you to leave. My mistress will be here at 5.30 and I must change into the stockings and suspenders..

yikes..not polka.....

i Bratwurst

how about polka?

no

buMP!!

bump for the germans o0n vj

Herr Commandant says: You sneer at me with your superior attitude but you forget that I am free to leave, my friend. When the war is over and Germany is victorious, I will return to my small village in the Hinterland where I will resume my temporary position as Loan Officer for a respectable bank. In the meantime, I will bide my time here until I achieve my life's ambition to be a James Bond villain, despite my allergy to cats.

whoa....you chopf##k...the only place you be returning to is a trial date at numenberg

booya!

bump!

i agree..the thread needs a good bump

bump