***BREAKING NEWS***

Details of the new Fox movie, 'Biggest Poll EVER!', have been released. Actors include:

• Tom Hanks as 'SteveLaura'
• Richard Marin as 'Dean Almaty'
• Catherine Zeta-Jones as 'Sister Marilyn of the Double D Tanners'
• Randy Newman as 'Captain Ewok'
• George Clooney as 'William Shatner'
• Steve Buscemi as 'The Moose'
• Angelina Jolie as 'FeFe'
• Carlos Mencia as 'Sadhu'
• Chris Cornell and Danny Devito as 'Workers'
• Original score by Dustin Hoffman & William Shatner
• Julia Roberts as 'Nessa'

More details to follow...

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I do kind of picture Almaty as a Steve Buscemi type

not sure about Julia Roberts for me though.... don't you need an actress with a bigger chest??

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first Julia now Catherine??

lol..i am almost 6 foot 3 inches tall..i eat more than buscemi weighs for brekfast

I am talking more about personality..

yes, that be me..i think he is a great actor and a man of character..

brother steven, i think the illegals..fefe..bosco and I ..deserve thanksgiving off.....

I know who can play me that resembles me: jennifer garner


I got the same bangs haircut she has yesterday, well, my hair is still super long, but the bangs and hair color is pretty much the same:

and we have the same eyes color, that gets completely green when it's sunny

***BREAKING NEWS****

Jennifer Garner has joined the list of names rumoured to be interested in the film version of 'The Biggest Poll EVER!' It is expected that she will be offered the part of 'Nessa', due to her similar haircut and the fact that they share the same eye colour. Julia Roberts has not commented regarding whether she is still involved in the project.

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Think again.

damn, bosco time to make brother steven some special pumpkin pie

This poll sucks, I want my vote back

you can have your vote back when you return our donuts....

What donuts! I didn't see no donuts! You should get your vote back too and start a revolution since he won't give you the day off.

If you come work for me, I'll give you a paid day off on all holidays and an office for fefe.

whoa sister , fefe,,me and bosco are with you..

brother steven...this is for you....

bump

Internet diary. 11/26/07. The poll needs more drama. There has been zero flaming so far. No one has been banned because of it. No one has threatened to leave because of it. No one has posted intimate details of themselves, and no one has responded mockingly. Not a hint of poo flinging. It is most disappointing. I must try to figure out a way to infuriate the VJ masses...

Canadians talk funny, and Tim Hortons sucks.

why you!!!

Actually, I've never been to a Tim Hortons. But it probably does suck. Big time.

the doughnuts used to be better but they do have awesome soup and sandwiches and people say they serve some of the best coffee they have ever tasted....

I bet they say it funny.

Just needed an excuse to use this piccie...

***BREAKING NEWS***

Fred Thompson has confirmed that he will be in the new Fox film "Biggest Poll EVER". He will be playing the part of Bosco, the donkey. The character has previously been difficult to fill, due to both the physical & sexual requirements of the role. But a source close to Thompson has told us that he's up for the challenge. "If anyone knows how to play an a$$, it's Thompson", he said.

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Dear Sadhu,

Where did you go?

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wtf!~...Bosco..wants to be played by......Matt damon

Management writes: The popular feature 'Sadhu writes' has been temporarily suspended while we establish Mr. Sadhu's legal immigration status. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused our regular readers. In the meantime, we are delighted to introduce Pascale, a Parisian waiter, who will be happy to answer your queries.

AOS despair won donuts last night for being the last one to post before a thread was locked. VJ Troll won one too, for effort. Charles competed valiantly for the donuts and wins the prize for the most creative posts in the thread.

which thread is that?

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=97926

i was hoping on getting a donut or a cake from brother steven...but all i got was....

That's a loan, by the way.

whoa. i already lost it..letting it run down the stairs....disappeared...??

Dear Pascale,

My girlfriend and I are arguing over where to spend the Christmas holidays this year. Usually we end up at her parents place. Their house is a mess, they're always fighting and I'm allergic to their seven cats. I would like a traditional Christmas this year, which is why I've booked the two of us to go to Vegas. But my girlfriend says that it won't feel like Christmas if she doesn't get to open presents at her parents place on Christmas Eve. What should I do?

Pascale writes: This is not your table. Who seated you here? They are an imbecile. You must move. I do not like your clothes and I may ask you to leave this restaurant as I so choose. Before you ask, we do not serve 'fries'. I have already wasted too much time with you. You bore me.

Pascale writes: Refrain from dancing in my restaurant. This is not a discoteque for tourists. We do not serve your American 'beer'. There is a McDonalds's in the next street that may better suit your requirements. Please leave or I shall be forced to continue with my biting sarcasm.

Dear Pascale:

This is your mother. Stop being so rude to people. They'll continue to think that we Frenchies are arrogant and intolerable.

Love,

Mommy

Pascale writes: As you can see, I am standing here solely to wait until you have finished asking your ridiculous questions and have decided what it is you wish to shove into your gargantuan mouth. I see we have wasted our time polishing the silverware as you will no doubt merely lay your head in the plate and suck. I would ask Marcel to refill your glass of water but I fear for his fingers lest he get too close.

lol 4

Dear Pascale:

I don't recall asking any questions. Just wanted to write again and tell you that I made your bed this morning and fluffed up your pillow just the way you like it. Don't be late for dinner. I'm cooking your favorite: Kraft Macaroni and cheese with little hot dogs cut up in it.

Love,
Mommy

Pascale writes: Do you have a reservation? Or do you think we will merely cram you into our exclusive establishment because you have decided to grace us with your presence on a whim? Perhaps you would like to sit on the lap of one of our guests who had the good manners to phone us weeks in advance? I shall try to find someone you will deem is the most comfortable based on their BMI.

Dear Pascale:

Oh, one other thing before I go finish crocheting your socks.... Are you wearing your Spiderman underpants again? I know you wore them yesterday because they were not in your underwear drawer. What have I told you about turning your underpants inside out and wearing them a second day? When you take orders, you stand crotch-to-nose with your customers. Do you think that smell improves their appetite?

Love,
Mommy

Pascale writes: I am assuming, by the look of your companion, that you will be interested in the wild boar. I will have the chef check it's lineage, if your companion is concerned. The manufacturers of our tablecloths did not believe it necessary to add embellishments to it's pure whiteness. However, I see that you feel that it would look more pleasing with soup stains and what may be drool from your companion's mouth. I thank you unreservedly for the kind gesture.

Dear Pascale,

Mommy has to go mend the jammies you were wearing when you tore them during your dream last night. We might have to see a doctor about your sleep walking. Daddy and I have tried to tell you that there is no bogeyman in your closet. You don't need to crawl under your bed and rip your jammies on the bed springs every night. Maybe we should just put the mattress on the floor? I'll ask Daddy when he comes home from work.

On your way home from the restaurant honey, please pick up some of those animal crackers you like so much. The ones you had with your warm milk last night are all gone.

Love, Mommy

Pascale writes: I am sorry I do not have the answer to that question, as no one has ever asked for these 'spaghetti hoops' previously. Perhaps I shall ask the chef to leave his 4 star kitchen and instead take a small detour to the local supermarket. Perhaps too he will be able to supply you with the 'tomato ketchup' which you feel will complement your coq au vin. Like all top chefs, he is constantly looking to improve his award-winning concoctions and may well include it in his recipe in the future. I feel honored that you have blessed me alone with this information.

Dear Pacale,

I just took a message for you from one of your friends... Marco, I think he said his name was. He asked me to tell you not to forget that special lotion that you bought when you meet him tomorrow. The one that tastes like pineapples. I'm not really sure what that means, but I thought you might like to know in case you need to get more of it when you go to the store.

Love, Mommy

lol..sister jen..you are funny...

i got a question for
Pascale!

Dear Pascale,

what do you think about donuts?