almaty
Sep 9 2008, 01:05 PM
sister julez for president.....she delievers the dough....steven delivers the celery..
SteveLaura
Sep 10 2008, 02:12 PM
What if I get the celery glazed? Plus sprinkles?
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 10 2008, 04:11 PM
Mhhh donut and coffee...my heart and arteries love it
(

I actually took that picture, those are my bites eewwwww

)
almaty
Sep 10 2008, 04:19 PM
QUOTE(SteveLaura @ Sep 10 2008, 02:12 PM)

What if I get the celery glazed? Plus sprinkles?
good start..bosco is all for that
QUOTE(Ms. Squirrel @ Sep 10 2008, 04:11 PM)

Mhhh donut and coffee...my heart and arteries love it
(

I actually took that picture, those are my bites eewwwww

)

sister julie, a fan of krispy kremes
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 10 2008, 04:24 PM
Can't help it, I have a crush on their suave mascott "Pablo".
almaty
Sep 11 2008, 07:02 AM
QUOTE(Ms. Squirrel @ Sep 10 2008, 04:24 PM)

Can't help it, I have a crush on their suave mascott "Pablo".

whoa, i did not know antonio banderas was working at krispy kremes....
*julez*
Sep 11 2008, 08:48 AM
QUOTE(SteveLaura @ Sep 10 2008, 03:12 PM)

What if I get the celery glazed? Plus sprinkles?
Now you're starting to sound like John McCain.
Just remember folks, if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 11 2008, 10:10 AM
QUOTE(*julez* @ Sep 11 2008, 03:48 PM)

QUOTE(SteveLaura @ Sep 10 2008, 03:12 PM)

What if I get the celery glazed? Plus sprinkles?
Now you're starting to sound like John McCain.
Just remember folks, if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.
Nice one, Julez!
almaty
Sep 11 2008, 10:31 AM
QUOTE(*julez* @ Sep 11 2008, 08:48 AM)

QUOTE(SteveLaura @ Sep 10 2008, 03:12 PM)

What if I get the celery glazed? Plus sprinkles?
Now you're starting to sound like John McCain.
Just remember folks, if you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.
whoa, sister julez ..bringing the heat
SteveLaura
Sep 11 2008, 10:57 AM
Of course, we respect the service that Sister Julez has given to this thread. But, my friends, remember that this thread wasn't built on promises of doughnuts alone. It was the hard-working posters - people just like you and me - who made this thread what it is. My friends, this thread isn't about doughnuts, despite what Sister Julez would have you believe. And the American people know that. They are sick of hearing empty promises from celebrity posters. They aren't bitter, clinging to Krispy Kremes and Starbucks. They are just trying to put celery on their family's table. I don't know - maybe celery is too plain for some of our elitist posters. Maybe they'd prefer it if it was smeared with soft cheese and came with some fancy French name (he-he, smirk). Well, I say, let the American people decide. Because, my friends, celery does grow on trees (Speechwriter's note: someone check this). It's harvested by hard-working, American farmers (cue video of hard-working farmers. No brown people, unless verified first) from dirt that was brought over by our fore-fathers (cue paintings of Pilgrims emptying dirt from Mayflower). It was celery that led the revolution against our oppressors (cue paintings of Bostonians throwing celery into the harbour). It was celery that defeated the Nazis in 1945 (Speechwriter's note: Photoshop something for this). And, my friends, it is celery that will lead to change in this country. Thank you, and God bless this thread.
almaty
Sep 11 2008, 11:19 AM

wow,... that was loverly

wow,... that was loverly
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 11 2008, 01:14 PM
That was beautiful, Steve. You moved me.
*julez*
Sep 11 2008, 01:26 PM

I'm moved to drive my celerymobile right on outta here. The American public has been duped again!
almaty
Sep 11 2008, 02:37 PM
whoa, sister julez is a hard one to please.. i suggest a bribe brother steven
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 11 2008, 03:23 PM
almaty
Sep 12 2008, 06:55 AM
*julez*
Sep 12 2008, 08:50 AM
QUOTE(almaty @ Sep 12 2008, 07:55 AM)

I thought celery represented the GOP....now I'm suffering from identity crises.
almaty
Sep 12 2008, 09:25 AM
mccain
SteveLaura
Sep 12 2008, 03:42 PM

The True American Vegetable, surrounded by dubious, possibly foreign, foodstuffs.
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 12 2008, 04:12 PM
Celery-ear man approves of this thread

So does trippy eyed Mr. Celery-eye-brow!
almaty
Sep 15 2008, 10:03 AM
sadly, when i took this job in this thread..and talked salary with brother steven..i did not listen close..and am drawing a large celery every 2 weeks
LoriLawless
Sep 15 2008, 11:29 AM
QUOTE(almaty @ Sep 15 2008, 11:03 AM)

sadly, when i took this job in this thread..and talked salary with brother steven..i did not listen close..and am drawing a large celery every 2 weeks
*julez*
Sep 15 2008, 12:13 PM
Your celery salary is knot good!
almaty
Sep 15 2008, 02:31 PM
true sister julez
*julez*
Sep 16 2008, 10:45 AM
I just read in the paper that the sole remaining Krispy Kreme in the Buffalo area shut its doors this past Staurday. No more hot donuts for us. I suppose there's always celery. *sigh*
almaty
Sep 16 2008, 11:08 AM
*julez*
Sep 16 2008, 11:14 AM
She looks really happy with her celery. The only way I could be happy about celery is if its stuffed with cream cheese & green olives, or if I have some blue cheese dip.
almaty
Sep 16 2008, 12:46 PM
celeryt and blu cheese dip....most excellent,
*Marilyn*
Sep 16 2008, 01:36 PM
I am supposedly allergic to celery.. how can you be allergic to celery??
I had an allergy test done when I was younger and they tested all sorts of inhalants and food.. and celery and cashews were the two foods I was allergic too... the doctor said I could still eat celery but maybe only once a week... I never felt any different after eating celery..
*shrugs*
almaty
Sep 16 2008, 02:27 PM
what!!!!!!!!!!! it must be a canadian thing,,
i noticed that this thread is now at 99 pages..brother steven needs to have a party when we reach 100!!! i bring the horseradish
*julez*
Sep 16 2008, 03:13 PM
According to my version of VJ, the thread is 74 pages! But nearly 1,500 posts! I think that should be our next celebration!
Frank+Jocelyn
Sep 16 2008, 03:16 PM
Where is my doughnut?
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 16 2008, 03:54 PM
QUOTE(Frank+Jocelyn @ Sep 16 2008, 10:16 PM)

Where is my doughnut?
Thank you. Your vote has been registered. Please take donught.

She has a gun, what was I supposed to do???
*Marilyn*
Sep 16 2008, 03:57 PM
QUOTE(almaty @ Sep 16 2008, 12:27 PM)

what!!!!!!!!!!! it must be a canadian thing,,
i noticed that this thread is now at 99 pages..brother steven needs to have a party when we reach 100!!! i bring the horseradish
what does being Canadian have to do with it??

my allergy wasn't that extreme..
just found this..
QUOTE
Although many people enjoy foods made with celery, a small minority of people can have severe allergic reactions. For people with celery allergy, exposure can cause potentially fatal anaphylactic shock.[6] The allergen does not appear to be destroyed at cooking temperatures. Celery root—commonly eaten as celeriac, or put into drinks—is known to contain more allergen than the stalk. Seeds contain the highest levels of allergen content. Celery is amongst a small group of foods (headed by peanuts) that appear to provoke the most severe allergic reactions (anaphylaxis)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celery
almaty
Sep 17 2008, 09:16 AM
i have 99 pages on my vj ...and soon it will reach 100..i expect a speech by mariyn.,.steven julez.nessa ..julie..and of course bosco and fefe
SteveLaura
Sep 17 2008, 09:35 AM
Mine says page 60 right now. But, hey, any excuse for a party.
FeFe can do the Dance of the Seven Celery Stalks again.
LoriLawless
Sep 17 2008, 09:38 AM
Mine says 100 and Steve got the first post!
SteveLaura
Sep 17 2008, 09:43 AM
QUOTE(LoriLawless @ Sep 17 2008, 09:38 AM)

Mine says 100 and Steve got the first post!
As it should be!
Dean, dust off the sparklers and crack open the Chex Mix. It's party time!
almaty
Sep 17 2008, 09:45 AM
f##king right it is..and mine says 100 like sister lori does,.and steven got the 100 post..i am getting the celery stalks taped on FeFe....bosco has got the spin the bottle...i got 4 bottles of over proof rum..and a case of Stag beer...and a copy of anal honeymoon
*julez*
Sep 17 2008, 11:05 AM
Well, I have 75 pages, which is still pretty significant. This is a truly momentous occasion and it is my honor and privilege to be a part of this thread, the Biggest Poll EVER.
Now, please pass the Chex Mix!
LoriLawless
Sep 17 2008, 11:43 AM
Bring on the strippers! And doughnuts!
almaty
Sep 17 2008, 01:02 PM
hang on ..bosco keeps eating the celery off of fefe costume
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 17 2008, 01:16 PM
Page 38 for me...can I join the party anyway? I'm going to chip in for some chex mix too...
almaty
Sep 17 2008, 01:35 PM
hey wait a second..we had you down for tacos and german beer
LoriLawless
Sep 17 2008, 01:37 PM
Taco and beer FTW!
almaty
Sep 17 2008, 01:49 PM
sister julie..is also in charge of...
Ms. Squirrel
Sep 17 2008, 02:24 PM
Tacos and mexi beer for Lori

And a gingerbread heart for my favourite donkey owner of all times
LoriLawless
Sep 17 2008, 02:35 PM
Awww Jules
SteveLaura
Sep 17 2008, 02:47 PM
I've brought a snack for the Brits:

And something to wash it down with:
almaty
Sep 17 2008, 02:52 PM
QUOTE(Ms. Squirrel @ Sep 17 2008, 02:24 PM)

Tacos and mexi beer for Lori

And a gingerbread heart for my favourite donkey owner of all times


aw sister julie is the best
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