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tammy2688


Stick a donut in THAT mouth!:lol:

Tammy
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A hungry, hungry hippo indeed!



For Brother Dean...I thought you might especially like this!
almaty
excellent sister juliez..i look to see a young lady in a hippo's mouth...


i got my counseling degree from...

*julez*
Most impressive brother dean....please...have a donut...

almaty
thanks sister juliez...here try one of these...

*julez*
why, thank you, brother dean...some gourmet coffee for us to accompany our delicious treats...

almaty
wow, sister julie z..that was great..here is something for this evening..

SteveLaura
I just wanted to use this space to quash the rumours once and for all.

Obama will release the name of his running mate when he is good and ready. Bosco is, naturally, flattered to be included on the short list of potential VPs but has no comment to add at this time.

Thank you for your understanding.
almaty
as Bosco's PR spokesperson..he makes no comment on the hilton head island event and evansville indiana
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almaty
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bosco is ready for the convention
Nessa
oh my eyes are closing
SteveLaura
Excellent! As of today, we have 260 delegates!

The Bosco Momentum is on!
almaty
recently...bosco..was honored with a high school named after him...

Nessa
My elementary school was this:



http://www.dombosco.com.br/home.html
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Bosco for America!
almaty



bosco in iraq..supporting the troops

a poster i saw outside a truck stop in mississippi...



the south is supporting bosco
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The panel is ready for the next presidential debate...Obama, Bosco and McCain...may the best burro win!!
almaty
lol..sister juliez...

bosco is taking some time off ..to do some fencing....with me..never ends..he promises to repair the white house fence and fence in texas..

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Speaking of fences, what is Bosco's stance on the Mexican border fence?
almaty



in his last speech in san diego....bosco is against the fence....along the border...thinking, as vice-president he have to repair it....
almaty
bump to the top
SteveLaura
Good call, Brother Dean.

Bosco has also refused public funding, for those who follow these things closely. He has accumulated $5.50 in a recent appearance at Coney Island (kiddies under 3 get half-price rides) and discovered $2.17 in a tin box on top of the fridge.
almaty
hey damn, that $2.17 was my beer $$ ..i could have bought a couple of 40 ouncers of...

SteveLaura
Welcome to a new feature here at the Biggest Poll EVER! Starting today, we will be bringing you other Biggest EVER news items you may have missed. And what a story we have to kick this special feature off...

Biggest Fish EVER!

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Fish tend to inspire exaggerated tales, as anglers know all too well. But paleontologists digging up a giant fossilized fish in England have plenty of bones to back their claim that this really was one heck of a whopper. First, however, they've got to piece all the evidence together.

Discovered by two paleontology students in clay pits near Peterborough, the fossil is the largest known fish ever recorded. Identified by experts from the universities of Portsmouth and Glasgow, Leedsichthys problematicus swam the world's oceans some 155 million years ago.

"It's by far the biggest and most complete Leedsichthys ever found, which makes it the biggest fish ever found," said Mike Barker, head of paleobiology at Portsmouth University.


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Steve...that's a whale of a tale! Thanks for sharing!
almaty
thaty tale sounds fishy to me
SteveLaura
I knew this poll was missing something: fish puns. It's the glue that holds a thread together, obviously.
almaty
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Yes....fish puns are the heart and sole that this thread was missing...

almaty
fish jokes are so last week
almaty
happy 4th of july to all the thread goers../..
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almaty
amen sister juliez
SteveLaura
QUOTE(almaty @ Jun 30 2008, 09:51 AM) *
fish jokes are so last week


Absolutely. And some of them were cod awful.
almaty
lol...got fish eyes from reading them
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Holy mackarel, those are two of the lamest posts I've ever read.
Ms. Squirrel
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied little Timmy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."


Feel free to laugh later. Back to topic:






LoriLawless
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Nessa
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LauraUK
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almaty
look sister, donuts are full of fat and just add pounds to your body..have some celery
SteveLaura
QUOTE(LauraUK @ Jul 8 2008, 05:33 AM) *
I was promised a doughnut sad.gif


We randomly pull aside people who are in line for doughnuts due to profiling for security purposes. We apologise if this inconvenienced you. Please feel free to go back to the end of the line where we will refuse you a second time.
LauraUK
QUOTE(almaty @ Jul 8 2008, 01:20 PM) *
look sister, donuts are full of fat and just add pounds to your body..have some celery


I don't like celery, I'll have a carrot instead.
SteveLaura
QUOTE(LauraUK @ Jul 8 2008, 08:46 AM) *
QUOTE(almaty @ Jul 8 2008, 01:20 PM) *
look sister, donuts are full of fat and just add pounds to your body..have some celery


I don't like celery, I'll have a carrot instead.


Wot d'yer fink this is, a *@%!&%*! greengrocers?

We have a trouble maker here, Dean. Watch her.
almaty
lol....

you getting celery period...

LauraUK
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LoriLawless
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almaty


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LoriLawless
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