tammy2688
Jun 12 2008, 06:22 PM

Stick a donut in THAT mouth!:lol:
Tammy
*julez*
Jun 13 2008, 08:06 AM
A hungry, hungry hippo indeed!

For Brother Dean...I thought you might especially like this!
almaty
Jun 13 2008, 08:19 AM
excellent sister juliez..i look to see a young lady in a hippo's mouth...
i got my counseling degree from...
*julez*
Jun 13 2008, 08:21 AM
Most impressive brother dean....please...have a donut...
almaty
Jun 13 2008, 08:59 AM
thanks sister juliez...here try one of these...
*julez*
Jun 13 2008, 09:26 AM
why, thank you, brother dean...some gourmet coffee for us to accompany our delicious treats...
almaty
Jun 13 2008, 11:18 AM
wow, sister julie z..that was great..here is something for this evening..
SteveLaura
Jun 13 2008, 03:05 PM
I just wanted to use this space to quash the rumours once and for all.
Obama will release the name of his running mate when he is good and ready. Bosco is, naturally, flattered to be included on the short list of potential VPs but has no comment to add at this time.
Thank you for your understanding.
almaty
Jun 16 2008, 09:45 AM
as Bosco's PR spokesperson..he makes no comment on the hilton head island event and evansville indiana
*julez*
Jun 17 2008, 07:57 AM
almaty
Jun 17 2008, 10:03 AM

bosco is ready for the convention
Nessa
Jun 17 2008, 03:20 PM
oh my eyes are closing
SteveLaura
Jun 17 2008, 03:21 PM
Excellent! As of today, we have 260 delegates!
The Bosco Momentum is on!
almaty
Jun 18 2008, 09:43 AM
recently...bosco..was honored with a high school named after him...
Nessa
Jun 18 2008, 10:52 AM
*julez*
Jun 18 2008, 10:59 AM

Bosco for America!
almaty
Jun 18 2008, 02:36 PM

bosco in iraq..supporting the troops
a poster i saw outside a truck stop in mississippi...

the south is supporting bosco
*julez*
Jun 19 2008, 01:53 PM
Click to view attachmentThe panel is ready for the next presidential debate...Obama, Bosco and McCain...may the best burro win!!
almaty
Jun 20 2008, 07:04 AM
lol..sister juliez...
bosco is taking some time off ..to do some fencing....with me..never ends..he promises to repair the white house fence and fence in texas..
*julez*
Jun 20 2008, 07:12 AM
Speaking of fences, what is Bosco's stance on the Mexican border fence?
almaty
Jun 20 2008, 07:46 AM

in his last speech in san diego....bosco is against the fence....along the border...thinking, as vice-president he have to repair it....
almaty
Jun 23 2008, 02:22 PM
bump to the top
SteveLaura
Jun 25 2008, 08:45 AM
Good call, Brother Dean.
Bosco has also refused public funding, for those who follow these things closely. He has accumulated $5.50 in a recent appearance at Coney Island (kiddies under 3 get half-price rides) and discovered $2.17 in a tin box on top of the fridge.
almaty
Jun 25 2008, 09:12 AM
hey damn, that $2.17 was my beer $$ ..i could have bought a couple of 40 ouncers of...
SteveLaura
Jun 26 2008, 03:20 PM
Welcome to a new feature here at the Biggest Poll EVER! Starting today, we will be bringing you other Biggest EVER news items you may have missed. And what a story we have to kick this special feature off...
Biggest Fish EVER!QUOTE
Fish tend to inspire exaggerated tales, as anglers know all too well. But paleontologists digging up a giant fossilized fish in England have plenty of bones to back their claim that this really was one heck of a whopper. First, however, they've got to piece all the evidence together.
Discovered by two paleontology students in clay pits near Peterborough, the fossil is the largest known fish ever recorded. Identified by experts from the universities of Portsmouth and Glasgow, Leedsichthys problematicus swam the world's oceans some 155 million years ago.
"It's by far the biggest and most complete Leedsichthys ever found, which makes it the biggest fish ever found," said Mike Barker, head of paleobiology at Portsmouth University.
*julez*
Jun 26 2008, 03:46 PM
Steve...that's a whale of a tale! Thanks for sharing!
almaty
Jun 27 2008, 07:16 AM
thaty tale sounds fishy to me
SteveLaura
Jun 27 2008, 09:16 AM
I knew this poll was missing something: fish puns. It's the glue that holds a thread together, obviously.
almaty
Jun 27 2008, 10:33 AM
*julez*
Jun 27 2008, 12:32 PM
Yes....fish puns are the heart and sole that this thread was missing...
almaty
Jun 30 2008, 09:51 AM
fish jokes are so last week
almaty
Jul 2 2008, 09:30 AM
happy 4th of july to all the thread goers../..
*julez*
Jul 2 2008, 01:36 PM
almaty
Jul 2 2008, 04:38 PM
amen sister juliez
SteveLaura
Jul 3 2008, 10:11 AM
QUOTE(almaty @ Jun 30 2008, 09:51 AM)

fish jokes are so last week
Absolutely. And some of them were cod awful.
almaty
Jul 4 2008, 08:43 PM
lol...got fish eyes from reading them
*julez*
Jul 7 2008, 10:21 AM
Holy mackarel, those are two of the lamest posts I've ever read.
Ms. Squirrel
Jul 7 2008, 12:59 PM
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked,
"Whatcha doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied little Timmy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
Feel free to laugh later. Back to topic:
LoriLawless
Jul 7 2008, 01:17 PM
Nessa
Jul 7 2008, 03:23 PM
LauraUK
Jul 8 2008, 05:33 AM
I was promised a doughnut
almaty
Jul 8 2008, 07:20 AM
look sister, donuts are full of fat and just add pounds to your body..have some celery
SteveLaura
Jul 8 2008, 08:33 AM
QUOTE(LauraUK @ Jul 8 2008, 05:33 AM)

I was promised a doughnut

We randomly pull aside people who are in line for doughnuts
due to profiling for security purposes. We apologise if this inconvenienced you. Please feel free to go back to the end of the line
where we will refuse you a second time.
LauraUK
Jul 8 2008, 08:46 AM
QUOTE(almaty @ Jul 8 2008, 01:20 PM)

look sister, donuts are full of fat and just add pounds to your body..have some celery
I don't like celery, I'll have a carrot instead.
SteveLaura
Jul 8 2008, 09:07 AM
QUOTE(LauraUK @ Jul 8 2008, 08:46 AM)

QUOTE(almaty @ Jul 8 2008, 01:20 PM)

look sister, donuts are full of fat and just add pounds to your body..have some celery
I don't like celery, I'll have a carrot instead.
Wot d'yer fink this is, a *@%!&%*! greengrocers?
We have a trouble maker here, Dean. Watch her.
almaty
Jul 8 2008, 09:39 AM
lol....
you getting celery period...
LauraUK
Jul 8 2008, 01:15 PM
LoriLawless
Jul 8 2008, 01:26 PM
What do I get?
almaty
Jul 8 2008, 01:33 PM

\
beets
LoriLawless
Jul 8 2008, 01:38 PM
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