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Awesomeness.

You'll learn to love it. Honest.

I've been brainwashed -- I've learned to love the poll!

It made me hungry.

this poll is more relevant than most.....

Big Brother is proud of you, and glad that you ate the doughnut.

The weirdest poll ever, maybe? Lol. I wanna doughnut now!

"FREE doughnuts?" Where?

I believe that is false advertisement.

I was gonna wait, but, hell, why not...



Only for those that vote, mind. Lurkers can bugger off and get their own. There, I've said it.

Now I'm craving some Krispy Kremes.

OMG me too!

dammit, Steve...you had me at 'FREE'

A story:

We went to the Krispy Kreme store in Seattle one night...it was near the end of a Mariner's game (which we did not attend) and the store was at that moment cranking out the gooey goodness that is Diabetic Coma Donut. As we walked in, cold, tired, hungry....a worker handed each of us a free, hot, fresh Krispy Kreme. My darling took his donut and said "America is the greatest country in the world."

The end.

And btw, after 2 advanced degrees in English and a teaching post for the last 9 years, I'd like to know....what IS the definition of irony?

Source

So that clears that up, then.

I thought it was a black fly in your chardonnay

brought my own drink..lol

Funny thing. Wanted to make a sandwich last night. Went to the silverware drawer to get me a cutting implement. What did I find? 10,000 bloody spoons. Couldn't help thinking to myself, "Well, isn't that... the biggest silverware drawer. Ever."

Now that you mention it, unbeknownst to all, I have been posting from Death Row for a crime I did not commit. I got my execution order last night. Meanwhile up in Sacremento, Arnie realized this gross miscarriage of justice and demanded I be pardoned. Unfortunately, it was 2 minutes too late. Which was......well, it meant I was dead. Coincidentally, I won the lottery only the day before.

Heh, after I gave the shuttle driver a buck and sat down, a big sign that said, "Free Shuttle Service" stared right back at me. I was too embarassed to ask him for my dollar back.

Before I met my husband, I met the most amazing man. Then a really beautiful woman turns up - turns out he was married.

Of course the best that you can do between the Moon and NYC....is fall in love. but if there are baseball tickets available I'll take those!

i just want my free doughnut

here ya go...


I took a bite out of it... what?? I was was hungry!!

So where's my donut, b!tches??

what?? I had to test it to make sure it tasted good

who cares, that damn thing looks YUMMY!!!!!

hahaha Marilyn

it was

Thank you so much. Look like the ones I ice in the bakery I work for. I prefer maple though but I love the sprinkles

It rained on my wedding day. Seriously. The tail end of Hurricane Rita passing thru WI.

That sounds ironic. Yeah I really do think

Nukuʻalofa.

In case anyone was curious.

Hmm, maybe no one was.

Ho hum.

i was brother

Knew I could count on you, Dean.

We made 50! Krispy Kremes. My place. Sevenish. You deserve it, people.

Did someone say FREE donuts??

YES!!!

But I may have lied about the 'doughnuts' part.



And the 'free'.

OK anybody know the name of a good lawyer?? Cause this has got to be a good case for false advertising !!!!!

OK, in my defence, I did offer doughnuts at my place. Not my fault no one bothered to show up. (I even got the twiglets out.)

Also, I'm a crap liar.

And I'm not very good at percentages.

Thank you for your understanding.

OK, who's gonna get this thing up to 60? I'm not beyond bribery, people.

i am giving this most excellent poll..a needed bump

Sixty-two! 62! LXII!

You are special, special people.

bless you brother steve for this poll///it has changed many lives

This poll is the result of blood, sweat, tears, gravy, egg, red wine, even blackcurrant juice. Just to know that I have the respect of one lowly - some might say, unbelievably low* - member makes it all worthwhile, brother Dean.

*Not me. I'm pretty sure it was one of those Canadian chicks.

And so, to celebrate Robert de Niro's 64th birthday today, some benevolent movie fan has crowned the occasion by becoming the 64th member of this poll. Thank you, anonymous donor.

ypu know i am backing you brother steve....you are on a mission for God

Indeed. I feel that my whole life has been a rehearsal, leading up to this moment. It is my calling.