QUOTE(mox @ Jan 17 2008, 12:18 AM)

Well then...an average of 0.67 CSC approvals per day for the week so far. That's gotta be some kind of record.
So here's my Top 10 list of guesses as to why the CSC have stopped approving our petitions:
10. In a move of solidarity with the Hollywood writers, CSC adjudicators refusing to write "Approved."
9. The CSC New Years Eve Party was a killer. Seriously, they're all dead.
8. It's "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" marathon days at CSC. 7 seasons of kick-azz slayage in glorious surround sound.
7. They're all refusing to work until President Bush replaces Hannah Montana in his Top 8 on Myspace with CSC.
6. Entire CSC staff caught in Groundhog Day time warp, unable to escape until they discover the true meaning of "to blave."
5. CSC playing hide and seek with manager who must count to 10 million.
4. Entire CSC evacuated. Somebody reported not seeing a Ninja in the break room, and everyone knows that Ninja's are invisible, so it must be true.
3. They're holding out for more Hershey's Kisses.
2. It's ALWAYS Beer-30 somewhere in the world.
And the number one reason CSC have stopped approving our petitions:
1. They hate gorillas. It's all my fault.

I think this might have to be posted somewhere on my website along with the CSC prayer...

Will e-mail to self and sort something out

QUOTE(Melrose Plant @ Jan 17 2008, 12:49 AM)

Well folks, it's my 40th birthday today. I'd hoped (not too hard, though) for a nice birthday present, but I guess it didn't come.
I do have a bit of dark humor, though. As I was standing in the express line at the grocery store, I noticed a guy who chose the regular line next to me, which just a few minutes prior had a large order being checked out. That man was on his way out the door, and I still had one person in front of me. You can guess my thoughts. "That is the Vermont line, and this is the California line, I guess." I kept my thoughts to myself, however, as I'm sure that analogy would be lost on anyone in that store. Thought y'all might find that humorous, though.
In other bad news today, I was in negotiations for a house today, a house that my love has only seen pictures of, but I still consult her for advice on these matters. Negotiations on price bogged down however, and I walked away from the table. I hope I made the right decision.
Plus, I froze my butt off today at work. It's snowing. OK, I'm really pushing the relevance to this thread now. I hope y'all had a nice day. I'll stop now. Life is good.
I know how that feels - when something just isn't going as you thought and then *everything* seems to be going against you... Keep the faith - you *will* get there - whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger