My mum just called while I was watching the news on BBC24, so I muted it and put the subtitles on. There was a report about radicalism in UK jails, and the subtitles said that, instead of Abu Qatada radicalising prisoners, it said "Kerry Katona has been leading radical prayer sessions"!

Just the image!

Can you imagine Atomic Kitten members leading a revolt?

The subtitles always make me laugh because of the mistakes they make, but the idea of Kerry Katona being a radical prayer leader..... Very funny!!

Fantastic!!!

I know! Would it be something like "OOOOH I hate that Delta Goodram for stealing my man and...let's storm Downing Street with some petrol bombs"?

But is there an Iceland on the way to Downing Street.....? And does Iceland sell petrol bombs.......

"Shall I wear pink or white for this prayer session?"

Both, as long as it's a track suit! Maybe Iceland is doing 2-for-1's on petrol bombs?

Because mums buy bombs at Iceland!

Speaking of trashy mums, did you see these pics of Jordan?

http://perezhilton.com/?p=2895

Is that a chocolate petrol ice bomb or a strawberry petrol ice bomb???

Yeah, saw them tonight in the Metro. Don't you think Katie's mum would be proud?



Deffers the strawb -- so pink!

Wow.... that's really orange!

I think Katie is getting oranger by the day. Le' shope Princess Miadssdaifieiuywiynrriuset doens't follow in her footsteps.



You tihnk that's bad - look here:

http://perezhilton.com/?p=2718

and that's WITH airburshing - check her out compared to proncess Masjoahtiytiktynvirnykiiiiiiiii. I hate to say it, but the baby is ugly.

Holy airbrushing Batman! I'm her age (or round abouts) and I can only think its acne scars....

Not so much ugly. You are just distracted because the colour of the baby clashes with Jordan... They need someone to coordinate their colouring....

Someone should tell her... she'd never agree with mismatching!

The next photo shoot will probably feature an orange baby. It's bound to be picked up by the magazine, colour clashes mean lost sales....

Two words: Peter Andre.

Urgh, that baby looks just like Peter Andre. S'pose that leaves no doubt as to him being the father, at least. But they should definitely dye it orange so they're all matching for their next photoshoot.

Or you could bring Kerry Katona back in?!

You guys don't think she looks like Junior? Wide spaced eyes & all?

They never did figure out why he is like that, did they?

Two different words: Kerry Katona: discuss!

that baby really does look like Peter Andre...... I really hate Peter Andre. He is absolutely rubbish and has no talent whatsoever. Of course Im not implying that Katie aka Jordan aka pikey is a talented, non-orange, articulate world leader, but she has earned all the money, and now is having to support that useless piece of lard. Oh well - the good news is I no longer live on the same continent as them. And that baby really is ugly!! I feel bad for saying that but its true.

*genetics hat on*

Widely spaced eyes (hypertelorism) can be a sign of a genetic syndrome.

*genetics hat off*



Actually, if you look at Peter Andre his eyes are quite far apart aswell, so Junior is probably just a "mini-me".

No, I mant Harvey - her baby with that soccer player Dwight Yorke who is developmentally disabled.

Jordan said that Princess whatever has a hint of ginger, BUT she loves her anyway!

Tho I think it was just a stupid statement....they look like a happy family, so I've got no beef with em...

D'ya know what, I spent ages looking for photos of Junior last night, thinking "well, his eyes are quite widely spaced"...lol. Looking at the photos of "Princess Bibbledibble" last night I have to say that her eyes are freakily spaced apart too.

They did find out what is wrong with Harvey, btw. He has septo-optic dysplasia, and also multiple pituitary hormone deficiency. The second one is the reason for his weight gain and the multiple operations he has had.