Full Version: Do you fart in front of your SO?
I fart in front of my cats. What's more... they seem to like it...
Yes. So does she.
QUOTE(VJ Troll @ Jan 4 2008, 07:18 PM) 
Yes. So does she.
How else would you get a home jaccuzzi that doesn't rack up your electric bill?
QUOTE(Number 6 @ Jan 4 2008, 08:08 PM)
QUOTE(VJ Troll @ Jan 4 2008, 07:18 PM)
Yes. So does she.
How else would you get a home jaccuzzi that doesn't rack up your electric bill?
You are wise beyond your years.
I always wondered why farting in the bath actually smells worse.
I don't know if this is true, but apparently your question gets asked a lot out on the internet:
A fart smells worse in the tub because the fart molecules (which are basically gaseous poo) percolate through the water and form chemical bonds with the H20 molecules before reaching the air.
The new fart/water molecules reach the air/water line in the tub and release into the immediate atmosphere as a noxious water vapor + fart molecule. This molecule is heavier than the normal "non-water" filtrated fart and tend to linger in the immediate area longer than their lighter and more quickly dispersing air-based fart brethren.
Additionally, the water content in the tub-originated fart molecule tend to hit and connect to your nasal receptors with greater stubbornness than normal farts which also enhances the perception of stinkiness of the tub fart.
Even though they smell bad, it is perfectly healthy and natural to fart in the tub... Be careful that you do not inadvertently push out the "escape artist" turd though.
Happy Tubbin'!
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A fart smells worse in the tub because the fart molecules (which are basically gaseous poo) percolate through the water and form chemical bonds with the H20 molecules before reaching the air.
The new fart/water molecules reach the air/water line in the tub and release into the immediate atmosphere as a noxious water vapor + fart molecule. This molecule is heavier than the normal "non-water" filtrated fart and tend to linger in the immediate area longer than their lighter and more quickly dispersing air-based fart brethren.
Additionally, the water content in the tub-originated fart molecule tend to hit and connect to your nasal receptors with greater stubbornness than normal farts which also enhances the perception of stinkiness of the tub fart.
Even though they smell bad, it is perfectly healthy and natural to fart in the tub... Be careful that you do not inadvertently push out the "escape artist" turd though.
Happy Tubbin'!
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Bath aside - don't fart in the steam room at the gym. Major faux-pas 
QUOTE(Number 6 @ Jan 6 2008, 10:14 PM)
Bath aside - don't fart in the steam room at the gym. Major faux-pas
I don't know what my enemies are saying about me but it's NOT TRUE!!
QUOTE(VJ Troll @ Jan 6 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE(Number 6 @ Jan 6 2008, 10:14 PM)
Bath aside - don't fart in the steam room at the gym. Major faux-pas
I don't know what my enemies are saying about me but it's NOT TRUE!!
Always do it on the way out. Then its fine.
You can also be passive-aggressive with farting. I get mild IBS (shorthand for Doctor: "I don't know what the problem is so we'll just put it under this general syndrome because I don't have the time or inclination (and you don't have the money) to get to the bottom of it".
I happily let rip on the bus if the person next to me insists on spreading themselves out to the point where I can only get one arse-cheek on the seat.
I happily let rip on the bus if the person next to me insists on spreading themselves out to the point where I can only get one arse-cheek on the seat.
You've got this farting thing down to a science, don't you
QUOTE(VJ Troll @ Jan 6 2008, 10:28 PM)
You've got this farting thing down to a science, don't you
Long-haul flights are the best
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