not telling...

ofcause I do hahaha and with sound also. He should be the best to know me afterall and still love me

Absolutely. That was a must for me...being with someone around whom I feel comfortable enough and who feels comfortable enough with me to do "those things". LOL.

Absolutely NOT!!!! I'm very shy when it comes to farting and #2. I'll pee with him standing in the bathroom but I could never fart in front of him. Of course I don't fart in front of anyone (except my kids). Too embarrasing.

We are married, aren't we?

Bored, are we?

BTW, like nessa...i'm not tellin'

LOL Doodle. Well, I used to be the shy little thing about farting in front of Khallid, but a few months back I started increasing the fiber I eat! Holy Moses! I could darn near toot myself from point A to B! That's when it happened....I'm on my elliptical exercising and they all started to escape....LOUDLY I might add! Then he just farted too! So now I don't get all embassassed, but of course I just don't let them rip for the heck of it either.

I can't wait for Charles to find this thread ...

dooooodle! there is an option missing!

"only by complete and total accident which may or may not result in a dutch oven"


that said, I'm not tellin'

Yes we are and together with our most loving person. So why not give ourself natural circumstances to let everything out. That's what I feel marriage is for. Or am I totally wrong.
In my now almost 49 years old I don't wanna use more time on details in relationships that can be the cost of my relationship. When I met my husband for about 4 years ago we agreed about be natual in everything, no surprises about anything. Even from my country it's very normal to talk about sex which is a very good thing to do if you need a so much better relationship

yup, i do....

i did once, by accident in my sleep. the next day he brought it up and made jokes. it was really embarrassing. eventually i'm sure i won't be as embarrassed, but it WAS my first time. lol

I don't fart.

I fluff......

Yea, many Americans are quite reserved about what they talk about...
God knows my students from Latin America ARE NOT....

I have often wondered how those who would NEVER fart in front of their SO plan to do with the inevitable build up of gas over your lifetime? Hold it, until death do you part?

I do not...maybe, cause my old man would rip them all the time..my friends be over, and he let one go, that shake the windows...in front of my girlfriends, etc..sh!t his pants too..i believe..

I do it in the bathroom. I was married for 10 yrs previously and never tooted in front of my ex. I know I need to get over myself but it's just so hard.

Doesn't everyone

I try to hold 'em, but I honestly rarely need to fart. Jinky happens to have a lot of gas but she's good about going to a corner far away from me before farting. Unless we're in the car and then she'll warn me and then unroll the windows. As long as there's a fair warning, it doesn't bother me.

Well!

Before not!..

Now? We used it like another way of comunication..lol

I never fart.

Don't understand the concept of farting at all.

Is it involuntary?

Ditto

So that's a yes from me.

I am not embarrassed at all to fart in front of my hubby...

No. I think it's rude so I try to go into the other room if I can. If I can't...I'll say I'm going outside for a smoke or something.

My mom never farted in front of us. Instead she'd go to the bathroom, sit on the hopper and THEN fart.............which of course magnified the sound by like 100!!!!

I'm just wiping my diet coke off the computer screen

I'm too scared too! Marlon is very British & proper. I brought up the concept of farts once and he just laughed and said nothing. He's in for it, that's for sure!

Yes well, I kinda figured that one out too...the hard way.

I was raised in a family that let 'em rip...no matter where we were. *sigh* My parents would even see which one could outfart the other - and nearly die laughing from it all. Honestly, there were times I wondered if I was placed in the wrong bed at the hospital...but I look too much like my dad.

That's how my family and very close friends are! lol

Sometimes they can make you laugh for some odd reason.

Fiber makes you gassy?! good to know!

Hmm, does anyone knkow if that Activia stuff works for making you less gassy? THat's the message I got in the commercial.. or are they just saying that it makes you more regular?

well i was raised with 5 brothers... and now i live on my own until adam gets here... so i am used to "passing gas" as I please... hehe adam was raised with his sister mom and grandmother so he is much more quiet about it and doesnt do it in front of people ...

well when he gets here... i will still pass gas as usual ... i just dont want to be rude about it and do it all up in his space...

He's the farter, I'm the burper - together we make beautiful music.

Liz - fiber helps clean you out. Good for dieting!

As for Activa, not sure what its for but Beano or Gas-X are pretty common gas meds.

It's funny how these type of polls get recycled ever so often.

i don't fart


i just assist with global warming for scientific purposes

Seriously guys, would someone please explain farting to me?

How does it work? Do you do it purposely because you want to?

Does it feel good when you do it? Or because it's funny? Is it involuntary?

I'm not joking, I've never farted and don't even know how (or why I would want to.)

In fact, she ripped one in front of me before I ever did.....



In most cases, it is involuntary for me, I have Crohn's Disease.......................a very sh1tty disease.

SqdnGuns...Me too. I don't have symptoms very often, but when I do Back on to the OP...I haven't...I am waiting for her to first

Let's just say my grandmother told me she had to eat Activa....

fart(färt) Vulgar Slang
intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts
1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
2. To fool around; fritter time away.
n.
1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.
2. An annoying or foolish person.

I have a suggestion which will help you to relate. Get a colonoscopy. Not only will you indulge, whether you like it or not, everyone in the recovery room will be doin' it with you in symphony!!!

here ya go charles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaDYr284SUk

well, all you non-farters make me feel ALMOST ashamed to admit the juvenile pleasure we seem to get around here from various pranks and games related to gas. ALMOST ashamed. but not quite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

Anal retentive?