Chretien's Retirement Dinner
At a dinner thrown in her husband's honour, a man turned to Madame Chrétien and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with such a busy schedule. How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame Aline Chrétien. A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew what to say next.
Jean leaned over to his wife and said, "Aline, in Hinglish dey pronounce dat word, "Appiness".
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HA HA!!! 
Thats funny
QUOTE(Kathryn41 @ Jun 20 2007, 01:55 PM) 
Chretien's Retirement Dinner
At a dinner thrown in her husband's honour, a man turned to Madame Chrétien and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with such a busy schedule. How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame Aline Chrétien. A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew what to say next.
Jean leaned over to his wife and said, "Aline, in Hinglish dey pronounce dat word, "Appiness".
At a dinner thrown in her husband's honour, a man turned to Madame Chrétien and said, "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure with such a busy schedule. How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame Aline Chrétien. A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer yet no one knew what to say next.
Jean leaned over to his wife and said, "Aline, in Hinglish dey pronounce dat word, "Appiness".
Thanks for the chuckle....... I needed it today!
Great joke!! I can hear those words in their accents !! Ha ha!
I just saw this post . Good on
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