I would say fish then he could have swam across the ocean to be with me What would you say, and why?

I would say he's a lamb because he is the most gentle person I have ever known (and I think he's quite cuddly as well).

I said a horse, because he's strong, noble, and loving, but also very gentle. Awwwwwwwww. He'd also be really embarrassed that I said that!

Marlon would be a lion because he is proud, noble, and you don't wanna piss him off! lol

He would be a cat so he could sleep throught 2/3 of the day and lick himself all day long

He'd be a horse.

A fox, because he is clever, has very red hair, and is FOXY

A bear. Big and grumbly but cuddly and sweet deep down. Oh and he is always finding food in the truck!

A giraffe.

He's pretty tall.

he is some sort of primate (but with no poo-flinging going on).

An Elk because one night I had a dream about him. He was sitting in a sacred circle and an Elder was about to give him a n8tive name and welcome him into the band. After the ceremony it was decided he would be called Hehaka Mani, which means Walking Elk.

Crap, I missed the "SO" part and voted "Lion".

The more I think about it, the less sense this poll makes.

Why the eff is it about SOs? Am I supposed to *guess* what animal they would be?

Or is it more about what *I* would like them to be?

If I knew this poll was about bestiality, I would have voted "other animal".

I don't think it's about which animal they would *want* to be, it's about which animal most fits their personality.

Hmm.... I can sort of understand:

- mouse (shy, quiet type?)
- snake (deceitful and treacherous?)
- fish (cold-blooded? dumb? drinks like a fish?)
- rabbit (wants to have sex all the time?)

But 10 different dogs may have 10 different personalities; same goes for cats and horses.

And what's the personality of a racoon?

He's a spicy pepperami

klepto?

Cor! He's a bit of an animal!

resourceful!

Cute. I think Raccoons are adorable.

mwrawr!!!!!!1

Dog-he is loyal, my best friend and loves me unconditionally. All he needs is a couple of good meals a day, some patting and play time!

What's the pepperami business? British thing?

Great, Jenn, and what a fantastic poll it is now:

Is your SO:

- unattractive, unpleasant, contemptible, wretched (dog)
- cute, adorable, independent, wild (cat)
- cold-blooded, dumb, emotionless, alkie (fish)
- deceitful, treacherous (snake)
- domesticated, used for draught work and riding (horse)
- courageous, strong, bellicose, predatory (lion)
- dynamic, forceful, cruel (tiger)
- klepto, cute, adorable (raccoon)
- nymphomaniacal / satyriatic (rabbit)
- quiet, timid, cowardly (mouse)
- other




A long forgotten TV commercial

Actually, they were still making them when I left the UK!

The fish guy (lol) who used to come into my local would sell me one every friday night. Random factoid # 27 ..He looked like super mario.

And every friday night, I'd ask for a spicy pepperami, and he'd say 'you're a bit of an animal MWAWR!

Ahhh good times. good times.

It's the little things that make life special IMO.

Hah, yup.

Cat because he's a gatinho

My wife is human. I can never have sex with an another animal.

another?

I would have to say a wolf, they have the most amazingly deep eyes, as does my husband. They are fleet of foot, as is my husband, and he is dedicated to his pack. LOL

Cat

That post made my day.

I didn't notice the error until now. This is my second time coming back to this thread.

What are you going to do after he gets here, put him in a bowl?

Mine would be a tiger for sure

No, a fish tank there will be more room for him, lol

I really have no idea. He's very nice and gentle, but also he doesn't take much crap in certain environments like work. He is well respected and well liked, but he's not afraid to say what's on his mind, yet in a polite way somehow though. Horse? lol

He's my teddy-bear

tiger, rawr

we are both Bunnies.

Uh oh! Well....good for you!

He would definitely be a cat. He likes to sleep a lot and loves attention.

*I will not make crude remarks about why I would choose 'horse'*



Well he IS my Jonny Bear. (Don't tell him I told you all that, okay?)

He's warm, cuddly and gentle, but piss him off and you'll wish you hadn't! He'll throw you around like a rag doll He eats fish too with malt vinegar and a side of chips!

Have anything to do with GOATSE?

lol, just kidding I had never heard about that before, so I'm still recoiling

It's been about 6 years or so for me and I'm still all *squik* about it. No one ever forgets thier first time I tell you There's a gallery of pictures out there somewhere showing the faces of people seeing that for the first time, including Ron Jeremy himself

My SO would be a rabbit