it will definetly be a shocking experience, literally.

Since it is kind of on the topic:

What is the worst pain you have experienced so far?

I'll be back in a bit- my family wants McDonalds, I have to go get it.

Well aside from the pepper-spray, about 5 years ago i was in a bad fight while trying to make an arrest and was kicked in the groin so hard that I couldnt move are breathe for about 20 seconds.

I got one! When i was 19, I went home on leave before being transferred to Korea, and i was underage drinking at this party , and the cops crashed it, so i ran out the back, and jumped over this fence. I slipped down into a ditch and impaled myself on one of those steel construction spikes. It went in about 3 inches into my armpit. I got up and kept running. I was so drunk, I barely felt it. I had to go to the ER, and i was there all night, but i didnt get arrested!

ouch! in the arm-pit whoa!

Well stacey we're waiting...

Ouch and ouch!

I have been lucky that I have never seriously gotten injured- I broke an arm when I was 5 but don't really remember the pain. I got attacked by a swarm of wasps and don't remeber that either.

I had a few Gallbladder attacks that were incredibly painful though.

By the way matt, your wife is Super Fine I like the new pictures.

When I was a baby- I was in my walking chair and fell down a flight of stairs when my Aunt left the baby gate open.

And I found a pill in the shag carpet and ate it- I went into convulsions and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Yes Matt!! She is Super Hot!!

hey thanks!

That video is very annoying and offensive maybe Captain Ewok would be kind enough to remove it for you.

lol, nobody likes you Eric, lol, lol, lol.

where is everyone tonight?
Eau, SDV, CountryMan?
I know KS is at a BBQ, and stacy hurry up and eat and Mcdonalds!

I was just wondering that myself, stacey disappeared on us.

STFU smart azz I dont give a chit im out of here for good. Why am i still here anyways done with the visa process.

well we can keep it rollin'. So how did that house cleaning go? I remember when i did that before my wife came over. Had to clear out the habitat of beer bottles and pizza boxes.

I have a ways to go. I really need to get in the shed and straighten it up. I also have to clean the attic. But the countdown is on. My last off weekend alone, i work next weekend then she will be here the weekend after that!

SO are you county, city, or state trooper?

Im looking at becoming a state trooper.

County, but in Louisiana it's referred to as Parish

So how does the qualifying go for law enforcement jobs? Do you have to be a good shot with a pistol? Im good with the M16s. But i never really trained with handguns

That was me too. I shot expert in the marines with the m-16 but never really shot a glock until the academy. It's not hard though, it's all the same elements-- breath control, trigger squeeze, etc.

It varies from state to state, but here we shoot from the 25, 15, 7, 4, and 2 yard line. You think 4 and 2, that has to be easy. But you have to shoot from the hip, after drawing from the holster. What i have problems with is shooting with my off hand from the 7 yard line. Meaning my left hand, without using my right at all.

Damn, they make you shoot with your off hand? crazy. They give you a polygraph too. I bet that was cool.

They give you a psychological test while getting hired on (in my department). Lira just THINKS that little interview was stressful. While I was getting grilled with questions, I remember thinking "Oh well, maybe I can drive a truck or something". When they called me three days later and said I was hired, i was like "really?"

I can only imagine.

You know i was planning on becoming a cop before i joined the military. I was going to a community college and trying to get my Associates in Criminal Justice. But i was taking this class, I dont remember the name, but it got into some really sick stuff, so i dropped out. I had like 30 credits towards a CJ degree.

It must be in your blood. I wanted to be a cop my whole life. In high school I went to the deputy Chief (now my sheriff) and told him that I wanted a job after graduation. He was the one who recommended the military.

Man the sights you see....it's unreal. About 6 years ago, around 4 in the morning my Lt drove up on a crash, i drove up behind him. This small pick up was wedged under the cargo trailor of an 18 wheeler that was making an illegal u-turn on the highway. My Lt said go look in the back of the truck, I bent down and shined my light to see a face looking back at me. Decapitation. My knees got weak as I was a rookie at the time.

Damn man that is crazzzy!!!!

I probably will be a cop when i get out. I like variety in my life. Routine repetitious work kills me. And i dont want to stay in the military, cuz i dont want to spend my life chasin camels around in Iraq.

So what kind of stuff did they ask on the polygraph?

Of course they ask "have you ever did drugs" at first. Since I never have I thought "this will be a breeze". but then it got more and more complicated. They started asking scenario questions. "you and another officer were chasing a suspect and got seperated during the pursuit. After coming around a house or a building, the other officer has the suspect detained on the ground. The suspect yells 'he hit me! he hit me!' what would you do and how would you handle it?"

I was like "good Lord". You dont want to sound like you would automatically take the suspect's side, or the officer's side. Confused the crap out of me.

wow... the polygraph sounds like it would be the hardest part.

So have you seen Supertroopers? I love that movie. If the police force is anything like that, I think I would fit in just fine.

Omoba, I see you!

Yeah that movie cracked me up. I cant wait to see the new one, "Reno 911"

yeah i want to see that one too.

Did you see Spidey3? I havent seen it yet, but so far im not hearing much good things about it.

Not yet, but I definitely want to. I heard it wasnt that good too, but it looks like spidey turns to the dark side for a while, I'm not missing it!

Hi Matt, Chad.........Stacy, KS, who else ?

Sister O must be catching up on todays discussion

oops spoke to soon.

Yes, I saw the "discussion".

I hope Stacy brings me back a sundae from MC. D.

So sister O. how is your day going, my lady?

Yes i definetely will see it too.

Senorita Omoba, whats crackin'?

I didn't like the movie last night...The Departed, too much confusion or maybe
I am too dense to follow who is who.

I did like " The last king of Scottland"...I think I said that correctly .....about
Idi Amin.

I absoutely love Blood Diamonds. It is abut Sierra Leone my fiance's country
and of course seeing the city of Freetown where I was ....was a weird feeling.
The violence during the decade long war there was unthinkable.

Not much cracking tonight...just chillin'

I havent seen Blood Diamond yet but I want to. I heard it was real good. Since I'm so close to Lira's arrival, I'm trying to hold off from watching any movies I havent seen until I can watch them with her

I too enjoyed Blood Diamond, even though I am not a big Leo fan.

I thought The Departed was a great flick also, but i can understand where your coming from, it does get kinda hard to follow right towards the end.

Evening everyone ..

CountryBoy, wazzzzuuuppppppp

Glad you could join us tonight, CB. How was your day?

sweet of you....I hear ya, I was thinking I could see it with Stephen but oh well there will be others to watch. He lost his parents, 2 sisters and his late wife in that war so it may not be a good idea for him to watch it.

nada .. prom night, lots of kids out drinkin' in drivin' (amateur night .. )

I see Sol in da house too, whats up girl?

SDV .. how is your evening goin' ??

Oh snap! SDVs in the house!

Hey Sol....what's new ? Are there any mothers here , tomorrow is Mothers Day.

Matt, I assume from reading your disclaimer that someone has expressed their objection to the picture in your siggy .. if they don't like it they can either put you on their ignore list or turn off siggy's .. ugh, some people

Hey guys! Finally catchin' up reading! I just came back from work, my feet hurt. But my belly is full, I just ate