Good grief!!! I go out for the day and I come back to war and battle charges and a mid-afternoon all out gunfight. how totally awesome and so completely hilarious to read and catch up on. It was almost like I was actually there with you.
You guys are a riot!
Ok, so I thought I'd reply to a few things:
QUOTE(eau_xplain @ May 10 2007, 11:11 AM)

Oh Annie! I'll be praying that your hubby, Hunky John, will be out of namecheck limbo soon.
Sadly it is
I who am stuck in Name Check Limbo, being the immigrant Scot and all that. It is only his patience, and the sheer joy of reading such a hilarious riot of a thread as this that keeps me sane.
QUOTE(eric&gen @ May 10 2007, 12:48 PM)

My lawn mower broke damn!!!????
QUOTE(Nagishkaw @ May 10 2007, 12:49 PM)

invest in sheep
Awesome!!! Darn nearly fell off my chair laughing at that one.
QUOTE(Nagishkaw @ May 10 2007, 04:40 PM)

I will call mine, " How Dare You Even Think Those Things "
or,
"Cake, and How I Won The War"
Cake, and How I Won The War
so excellent I wanna be a part of that thread already
Sigh, such a shame I missed the 3 o'clock battle though, it sounded jolly good fun. Ah, tis what happens when you end up on your very own covert operation - dang well miss the party everyone else is having.
Better luck next time, I say.
I had sheep at one time then one day they ran away maybe i abused the little fellas too much.