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Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
you can cook, because you are good at it, unless Matt has other plans for you.
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 09:01 PM) 
Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I'll definately want to wear platforms!!
It will be accomplished 
So no cooking
So no cooking
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 09:01 PM)
Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I have a sub-mission for you as well. Try to get a nude picture of her then report back to me.
I love platforms too! I like the clothes Jeny has in Forrest Gump movie. Gosh I have seen that movie so many times
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I have a sub-mission for you as well. Try to get a nude picture of her then report back to me.
OOOOOHHHH???? These bosses!
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 11:05 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 09:01 PM)
Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I have a sub-mission for you as well. Try to get a nude picture of her then report back to me.
OOOOOHHHH???? These bosses!
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 11:05 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 09:01 PM)
Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I have a sub-mission for you as well. Try to get a nude picture of her then report back to me.
May the force force you
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 09:01 PM)
Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I have a sub-mission for you as well. Try to get a nude picture of her then report back to me.
Yes! She is known to get quite dirty while she fondles with R2D2's compartments.
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:09 PM)
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 09:01 PM)
Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I have a sub-mission for you as well. Try to get a nude picture of her then report back to me.
Yes! She is known to get quite dirty while she fondles with R2D2's compartments.
You noticed that too? R2D2 was smiling the whole time
Heheheh Then may the force be with you (I guess after the picture is delivered to the masters) 
Poor R2D2, being teased!
Then may the force be with you (I guess after the picture is delivered to the masters) Poor R2D2, being teased!
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 09:10 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:09 PM)
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:04 PM)
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 09:01 PM)
Master Matt, what's my destiny in the force, what the council has decided for me?
Your job is to protect senator Amedalia.
I have a sub-mission for you as well. Try to get a nude picture of her then report back to me.
Yes! She is known to get quite dirty while she fondles with R2D2's compartments.
You noticed that too? R2D2 was smiling the whole time
droid-gossip has it that R2 is quite the tri-pod, if you get my meaning.
I heard tell he's got a little plug .
That do-it-all plug!
little plug? he uses it as an extra foot
I thought R2 was a Tranny.
yawn....getting sleepy.
yes, its a thrid leg, how else do you think he keeps himself so snug inside the x-wing during barrel rolls?
Is it nap time Omoba 
I took a 3 hour nap when I came from work , shame on me
Haha he does a good job!
I took a 3 hour nap when I came from work , shame on meQUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:18 PM)
yes, its a thrid leg, how else do you think he keeps himself so snug inside the x-wing during barrel rolls?
Haha he does a good job!
I'm getting tired too... i didnt get much sleep at work today
LOL Chad
I'm off too.
Bath time.
Bath time.
I wonder how many pages we did today?
have a nice bath stacey!
To whom it may concern,
What we have gone over here may or may not be real. If anyone is taking notes, the joke could be on you. Report back to your camp and once you spread the gossip, remember you could look like the fool that you are in the end.
Brigadier General Nagishkaw,
Commander VJ Regiment.
What we have gone over here may or may not be real. If anyone is taking notes, the joke could be on you. Report back to your camp and once you spread the gossip, remember you could look like the fool that you are in the end.
Brigadier General Nagishkaw,
Commander VJ Regiment.
indeed, and dont drown
QUOTE(Nagishkaw @ May 7 2007, 11:23 PM)
To whom it may concern,
What we have gone over here may or may not be real. If anyone is taking notes, the joke could be on you. Report back to your camp and once you spread the gossip, remember you could look like the fool that you are in the end.
Brigadier General Nagishkaw,
Commander VJ Regiment.
What we have gone over here may or may not be real. If anyone is taking notes, the joke could be on you. Report back to your camp and once you spread the gossip, remember you could look like the fool that you are in the end.
Brigadier General Nagishkaw,
Commander VJ Regiment.
I wear water wings
Military maxim.....cover your rear at all times
QUOTE(Nagishkaw @ May 7 2007, 09:23 PM)
To whom it may concern,
What we have gone over here may or may not be real. If anyone is taking notes, the joke could be on you. Report back to your camp and once you spread the gossip, remember you could look like the fool that you are in the end.
Brigadier General Nagishkaw,
Commander VJ Regiment.
What we have gone over here may or may not be real. If anyone is taking notes, the joke could be on you. Report back to your camp and once you spread the gossip, remember you could look like the fool that you are in the end.
Brigadier General Nagishkaw,
Commander VJ Regiment.
Dear Commander, VJ Forces,
Each letter of your inspiring message was a sweet serenade to my eyes. I will carry out this mission til my death.
Extremely respectfully,
Gomer Piles, dipsh#t, US Visajourneyman.
Yup, cover your rear at ALL times!
As you were, soldier!
Attention Soldiers:
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
I was wandering by the new posts and saw the weirdest post ever. Matako style. 
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 10:31 PM)
I was wandering by the new posts and saw the weirdest post ever. Matako style.
The relatives in love?
yeeeahh 
QUOTE(Stacey33 @ May 7 2007, 09:30 PM)
Attention Soldiers:
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
3 MREs a day?!?
When i was stationed in korea, during exercises, we ate nothing but MREs. Let me tell you, by the end of the 7th day, I was so backed up and constipated, I felt like I needed a C-section.
I smelled TROLL but who knows.......
Thank you , Stacey for reminding the troops. Sometimes I forget these things as I have my mind fixed on battle.
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:34 PM)
QUOTE(Stacey33 @ May 7 2007, 09:30 PM)
Attention Soldiers:
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
3 MREs a day?!?
When i was stationed in korea, during exercises, we ate nothing but MREs. Let me tell you, by the end of the 7th day, I was so backed up and constipated, I felt like I needed a C-section. I tried those one time and they were really something!
QUOTE(Sol-de-Verano @ May 7 2007, 11:34 PM)
I smelled TROLL but who knows.......
Let your senses be your guide.
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 10:34 PM)
QUOTE(Stacey33 @ May 7 2007, 09:30 PM)
Attention Soldiers:
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
3 MREs a day?!?
When i was stationed in korea, during exercises, we ate nothing but MREs. Let me tell you, by the end of the 7th day, I was so backed up and constipated, I felt like I needed a C-section.I haven't tried one, but Mel has a few from after Katrina.
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:34 PM)
QUOTE(Stacey33 @ May 7 2007, 09:30 PM)
Attention Soldiers:
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
3 MREs a day?!?
When i was stationed in korea, during exercises, we ate nothing but MREs. Let me tell you, by the end of the 7th day, I was so backed up and constipated, I felt like I needed a C-section.Yep! ahhh memories. hey matt, did you ever make a bomb with the heating element and put it under someone while they were sleeping?
And remember: Take care of your feet, and don't get yourself killed (From Lieutenant Dan lol)
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 09:36 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:34 PM)
QUOTE(Stacey33 @ May 7 2007, 09:30 PM)
Attention Soldiers:
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
3 MREs a day?!?
When i was stationed in korea, during exercises, we ate nothing but MREs. Let me tell you, by the end of the 7th day, I was so backed up and constipated, I felt like I needed a C-section.Yep! ahhh memories. hey matt, did you ever make a bomb with the heating element and put it under someone while they were sleeping?
Well we tried, but we didnt have a glass bottle, and the gatorade bottle would melt and wouldnt explode.
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 10:36 PM)
QUOTE(matt85 @ May 7 2007, 11:34 PM)
QUOTE(Stacey33 @ May 7 2007, 09:30 PM)
Attention Soldiers:
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
Don't forget to eat your 3 MRE's every day. And drink lots of water. You don't want to be malnourished and dehydrated.
P.S. Kick a ss!
3 MREs a day?!?
When i was stationed in korea, during exercises, we ate nothing but MREs. Let me tell you, by the end of the 7th day, I was so backed up and constipated, I felt like I needed a C-section.Yep! ahhh memories. hey matt, did you ever make a bomb with the heating element and put it under someone while they were sleeping?
That sounds fun!
we got someone good when i did a CAX in 29 palms. funniest thing i ever seen. but alot of us got wrote up over it.
QUOTE(Chad+Lira @ May 7 2007, 09:40 PM)
we got someone good when i did a CAX in 29 palms. funniest thing i ever seen. but alot of us got wrote up over it.
there were many occasions where i almost got demoted in Korea. One specific one comes to mind. I was off-base, heavily intoxicated, and i walked out from the bar, and threw my empty bottle into the sky, and it went right through a living room window. Boy I was outta there so fast!
Lmao
Stories, stories, keep 'em coming! 
Good night troops.....out and over.
The peaceful medic and trumpet blower is about to fall off he chair !
The peaceful medic and trumpet blower is about to fall off he chair !
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