Wow. Well I discovered that my carpet is a pinky beige colour, not grey, after I made sure the vacuum cleaner still worked.

Under the dust I found some things I'd lost. Namely a stereo system and a widescreen TV. I'm checking the vacuum bag in case Glen Miller is in there!
I went shopping and got Tracy all the things she'll need including the obligatory supply of diet Pepsi, tissues, (cos you girls aren't happy unless the bin in the bathroom is overflowing with make-up stained tissues), and popcorn for when we are curled up together on the sofa watching movies.
I've got my glucose tablets and Red Bull and I've got an oxygen cylinder with face mask ready to resuscitate me. Only one thing's missing and she'll be here in about 6 and 1/2 hours.

Ohh and Mags, in honour of your lovely sig piccy, I had to add mine