I know a woman who will hold it all day until she gets home and if she can't hold it she actually leaves work to do it and then comes back.

So.....do you poop at work?

im the same way, i cant do it at work... And your body will understand you after a while, and when your boss says ok go home... your body hears it!

If I can do it silently

I'd rather poop in their toilet than mine. However I can give you some tips to keep your pooping anonymous. If someone walks in, lift your feet up so they can't recognize the shoes.

I also think that everyone should read the book, "Everyone Poops" highly recommended to me by Sarah.

Everyday... same time, same stall

No part of my body will ever touch the toilets where I work. The employees at Foxconn, many of whom are "uninvited guest workers", like to "fingerpaint" on the stall walls, blow their noses (snot rockets) on the walls, floor, mirrors, toilet seats, etc., and expel other unidentified substances on the walls.

I would rather take a dump on the floor in the middle of the shipping department.

Being a nurse, you kinda learn how to hold it for hours....but there are times when you gotta go, you gotta go!

If I have to, yes? Our bathrooms are cleaned twice a day and have those paper cover things you can use over the seat for people who might be concerned about how sanitary things are.

How can you hold your poop in? I can't do that.

No problems going at work. I think it's very clean. I wouldn't mind anyone I work with using my bathroom at home, so I don't see any reason not to share a bathroom with them here...

This is why my thigh muscles are so strong!!! I never sit on the seat!!

Our office toilets are not frequented by many and it is well maintained and cleaned everyday. And since I realize how important it is to be regular I definitely will not hold it.

Ok sorry but I just blew my water onto my monitor laughing when I connected your name to this thread.

I guess I gave myself away glad to have made your day laughter is someone's best medicine. Laugher is probably just or more important than pooping.

Having been to Asia they do not have the typical western toilets. There is a lot of squatting involved. So you do not need a newspaper just go and take care of business, which also takes good aiming skills.

yes, of course.

Me neither!


I read somewhere that holding your poop in can actually increase your chance of bowel cancer. Can't remember where I read it though. Think some country did an investigation/survey/report type thing. I'll see if I can find it.

Moral of this tale? Don't hold in ya poopie!

I always heard that too. I have a relative that died of colon cancer when I was young. I remember my mom telling me it was because she wouldn't poop at her office. I'm not sure if that's entirely true....

The poll questions have depthed to new lows!

"Hovering" above the john builds your leg muscles!

Holding it is unhealthy!

Hemorrhoids are practically unheard of in Asia where people squat instead of sitting on the toilet. So there are some heath benefits with building up those leg muscles.

sometimes, although one of the toilets, yesterday, looked like a clydedale horse sh!t in it and did not flush..damn, people need to flush

TMI TMI!

omg omg roflmaoooo!!!!!!!!!

oh yes. It's the perfect set up in my office. Private bathroom...clean...perfect

Yes I poop at work. I'd rather smell up the bathroom here than at home.

(and they have a professional cleaning staff here who clean the bathroom every day, which is a lot more than I can say for my bathroom at home)

Actually, this reminds me about a story one of the blokes I worked with told me about the toilet habits of my old boss. It doesn't bear repeating (except that is was very similar to the above comment!)...but it did give us a giggle at the time.

maybe the guy tried, but it just wouldnt go down. Those kind are graded by the number of flushes it takes for the chocolate crocodile to finally succumb.

I don't...but D does...in fact he's worked out how much his pooping at work earns him annually.....it's fkin hilarious

Nevermind the money saved on water, TP, cleaner, etc. at home.

If there was ever a thread that needs closed, it's this one.

I don't get this thread. Unless you have some sort of illness at the time, doesn't your body just not tell you to go unless you're at home?

Huh??? Why? Why would my body do that?

My youngest son used to do logs that just wouldn't flush no matter how many times he tried. He used to call me for help when he was little lol I used to look at them and scratch my head cause I couldn't figure out how something so large could come out of such a skinny little kid When he was older (in his young teens) his older brother and him where waiting on a train station when he decided he just needed to go. Well as usual it wouldn't flush but it did manage to block the toilet resulting in flooding the public restroom and out onto the platform. He hasn't lived that one down.

Why? lol I think it's funny

Ahhhh my head hurts. Too many double negatives.

Unless ... doesn't ... not ... unless?

I was looking for this lil schtick on the 'work poop' which I found funny, so I googled 'work poop' and I found this

http://www.workpoop.com/ <---calculate how much your poop makes, lol

the thing I was looking for is here:

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Work_poop

Lol @ the pooping friends network...

There is some nasty women at work that leave their crap in the throne too.


I just dont understand why someone would take a number 2 and not flush it.

I so love the second link

Oh man the other day someone didn't flush and I couldn't get rid of it.... like it was
effing glued to the bottom or something! I flushed 10 times and it was still there.
I had to use a newspaper to push it down. Gross!

Ewwww, you touched it by proxy!

I dunno! I haven't gone anywhere but home since I was a kid. Except if the vacation lasts more than a week.

So if your hols lasted 5 days......????

is right!

don't think i go a day without taking a dump. heck, i'd do it on the side ofthe road if i have to.

to answer to op, yes. do not beleive in holding it. plus, save on tp.

Daniel

I don't get THAT!!! If you gotta go, you gotta go. How does your body know where you are and how can you possibly wait until you are home?

Hmmm it must be a psychological issue. And apparently I have it...

I've never thought of you as the anal-retentive type!

When i was young, i was always clogging the toilet. It was so bad, at one point my mom told me that i should break it up with a stick, before flushing.

That was my advice to my son too. I have also broken up many of his logs in my time lol Used to keep a stick by the toilet with his name on it.

My son's poop always flushes away...but not completely. So when I hear him going upstairs I always yell out "Don't forget to double flush!!!".

Works like a charm!

that is just wrong...the dirty azz bastard

Don't say that.........that's exactly how I felt. Ewwwww!!!!