oh my gosh too funny the conversation i just had with my mom...who up until now has not talked to me about any of my life other than to ask how the kids are doing.
mom: "I want to ask you some questions."
me: "ok"
mom: "are you going to blow us up?"
me: "huh??????"
mom: "well that's how it works you know...they recruit you and then tell you to blow us all up"
me: "nope."...then I went on about how that's a handful of people and if people here would bother to look beyond Fox News and CNN they'd find out that those are nutcases and that the top scholars in Islam have renounced the violence.
mom: "are you going to live in Egypt and take the kids with you?"
me: "NO!!! That's one of our agreements is that we live here until the kids are all grown"
mom: "doesn't it bother you that he is not able to come here?"
me: "nope. it's impossible to come here on a visitor's visa"
mom: "but those planes are all jam packed full of people going in and out!!"
me: "yes with tourists and EGyptians with visas."
mom: "are the kids going to remain Catholic?"
me: "yes. they are too old for me to make them change. they can choose once they get older if they want to be different."
mom: "phew. now I can sleep at night."
This was actually a very nice conversation. lol. Very promising and at least she's talking about it without wailing and saying that she is gonna miss me when I die.