Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an #######.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.


WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

hmmm alcohol = bad

yea I agree thank god I never drink or even taste it either it nor the beer

I think it's funny, and I drink. I dont think alcohol is bad but that's just me. Unless of course the use of alcohol is abused.