QUOTE(almaty @ Oct 24 2007, 07:19 PM)

QUOTE(kisschick1976 @ Oct 24 2007, 06:20 PM)

... The dollar store is on my way to work


Cant go wrong wit' dolla' sto' drohs!

Im also looking for the "borrow someone else's" option. My poor sister used to tell the tale of The Monster Panties from her teens. There was this giant pair of maternity underpants, apparently large enough to Godzilla and friends, that neither my mother or sister would admit to owning. My mother would put them away in my sister's dresser, and when mom wasnt looking, the reverse would happen. One day, my sister was getting ready for school and there were no clean undies to be found. Except for The Monster Panties. What to do? Get a dirty pair and turn them inside out? Go without? She had tennis practice after school so, gargantuan or not, she had better wear something. All is well until tennis practice. Here come the two cutest boys in the class to watch the girls practice. My sister begins to play for her audience, batting and swishing, twisting this way and that. The audience seem to like it, they pay close attention. But then they begin to laugh. It must be some other girl being klutzy, my sister thought. But no, she felt something slithering down her leg. And lo, The Monster Panties had begun leaking out of her shorts and were flying south for the winter. I dont think she ever forgave my mother