Hubsters house had the turkish toilet in 1 room and a western toilet /shower in the other room. They neglected to tell me that the western toilet didn't flush without special magic tricks being performed on it

woopsie
the bathroom in our flat had a western toilet and it wasn't till like the 3rd day that I realized the knob on the top of the back part was the flusher and u had to pull it up for it to work....

The rest of the bathroom is what I like to call "the shower story"
and for your entertainment..... here it is...
The Shower Story
I get to Jordan and reeeeally want to take a shower ASAP. We get up
to our flat and of course get a grand tour. Hallway, living room,
bedroom. Kitchen is off the hallway and what seems to be a closet is
just off the kitchen. NO, it's not a closet..that 5X5 room is the bathroom.
Western toilet (no flush handle- properly learned how to work the dang
thing on my 3rd day there) against the back wall, Water heater directly
to the left, funky 1ft X 1ft square on the floor (with drain) in front of
the water heater, sink which extends to the edge of strange 1ft X 1ft
square on the floor, strangely placed hole on the floor beneath the sink,
squeegee(u know, one of those car window washing squeegees with the long
handles). I notice there are no windows in this bathroom and find it odd
that they would have a squeegee in there. I put the squeegee in a cabinet
in the kitchen and decide to ask him about that later.
I do, however, ask about strange square thing on the floor and find out that
this is the shower. ahaaa.. That metal thing sticking out from the wall
about 4 feet up must be the shower head.... Seriously, Where's the shower....
I'm 5'7 and fairly sure I'm a little bigger than 1ft X 1ft and it doesn't
take quantum physics to figure out that a 4ft shower head vs 5'7" woman = problems.
Ok, take my clothes, big fluffy beach towel, and showering supplies
to the bathroom. No cabinets... OK so I can put the clothes on the
toilet...No problem. I hang the beach towel on the door handle
making sure to be extra careful that it doesn't fall off.
OOOOOk.. Now realizing that the time has come for the 1 on 1 match
with the shower head for dwarfs, I notice that there is no shower curtain.
How is this going to work? I'll be extra still and everything should be ok.
I turn the water on and it trickles out with slightly more pressure than you
would wash a newborn baby with. This must be why it is safe not to
have a shower curtain. Ok, I can do this.
I work up a decent lather to my hair and suddenly the water turns to
ice. I begin to panic and quickly start scrubbing as fast as my arms
can scrub. My teeth are chattering and I have a massive case of goosebumps
but somehow manage to get all the suds off before becoming a solid ice
cube. I turn the water off and stand there for a moment like a deer in
headlights wondering just what the heck happened and thanking God that
it was finally over. I regain my composure and decide it is time to attempt
to dry off. I take 1 step to my right and realize that the shower was very
warm compared to the lake of frosty water that accumulated on the floor.
Apparently when u take an ice shower and there is no shower curtain, it is
not really possible stand still and keep things dry outside the boundaries
of the shower square.
At this point I have decided to stand on the edge of the tiny shower square,
grab my towel and dry off. I reach behind me at the doorknob and grab a bare
handle. I close my eyes and grab again .. still bare. I do a balancing act and
turn around to find that my towel has fallen to the floor and is officially
soaked. I decide that I can just put my clothes on over my wet self (since any
form of warmth is better than standing naked on an ice lake) and what do I see?
My clothes somehow jumped off of the toilet seat and were soaked clear through.
Here I am, in all my nekkedness, ice soaked clothes AND towel, an inch of ice water
on the floor and no idea what to do next. Then I remember that odd hole in the floor
under the sink. I have no idea what it is for (to them) but for Amal it is gonna be
a water drain. I use my soaked towel and start pushing the water towards the hole.
It seems to drain just fine and I finally get enough of the floor dried off that my
feet can handle stepping on it without sending cold pricklies thru my feet and up
my spine. I call for hubster to get me some dry clothes (no need for a towel since
I air dried while cleaning the bathroom floor).
Later that night I told him about what exactly happened and we were having a good
laugh about it. I mentioned that they need a device to make the job of cleaning-up
the floor easier. Hubsterleaves the room and comes back with the window squeegee.
He says "habeebti". I look at him. He holds the squeegee like a broom and pushes
it and says"use it as this". I was mortified! That would explain why it was in the
bathroom to begin with!
We still laugh about the squeegee incident to this day. Sometimes he even calls me Mrs.Squeegee.

amal