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sgr

Listen to this conversation between USC(P) and USCIS (CS) ..This innocent USC who was happily married to his beautiful wife , filed I-130 and dreaming everyday , one day he calls USCIS after 3 months being frustrated ...to know whats going on.......


P) dials...800..........(S)number

CS) Hello ...this is USCIS ...how may i help you sir ...

P)Hi...I mailed an application (I-130)for my wife ..3 months ago ...I have not heard from you all ..calling to find out whats the status on my case......

CS) where did you mail it ?

P) ...I mailed to "Lock Box " address..

CS) oooops ...sorry you made BIG mistake ...

P) What ......

CS) If you mail your application to LOCK BOX , It goes straight to "HELL" there it stays for a while where you will be punished a lot for months ...some times years too ..then it goes to "OPEN BOX" (Heaven ).for god sake..Where it gets approved faster.

you could have mailed to OPEN BOX (Heaven ) address

P) Open box ....asks surprisingly ..

CS) yes ...Its heaven where things are better , you will be approved faster without going through any pain ,if you want you drop application... personally ...

P) I Can drop it personally ?? wow ...How do I get there ....?

CS)It's easy .....all you need to take some 100 ...Pills then go to sleep , you will be there next day morning ...(superfast) without any pain going through local "LOCK BOX " immigration process

P )I wish I could have done that earlier , had I known this "Hell and Heaven mail boxes" ...OR I could not have married .......angrily hung up the phone ...



KipandSarahJayne
rofl.gif rofl.gif Sgr you're funny rofl.gif rofl.gif
savina
ha ha ha thats so true a conversation... biggrin.gif
sgr
QUOTE(KipandSarahJayne @ Apr 25 2008, 02:09 PM) *
rofl.gif rofl.gif Sgr you're funny rofl.gif rofl.gif



You funny too sarah ....... rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif let LOTO read this ...to rofl.gif rofl.gif
PatiencePaidOff
QUOTE(sgr @ Apr 25 2008, 03:29 PM) *
QUOTE(KipandSarahJayne @ Apr 25 2008, 02:09 PM) *
rofl.gif rofl.gif Sgr you're funny rofl.gif rofl.gif



You funny too sarah ....... rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif let LOTO read this ...to rofl.gif rofl.gif


This is great Sgr rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif I liked the open box concept, why do they lock the box always ??? devil.gif

I just reading VJ now. Couldn't log in the entire day due to a production live.

Sgr, keep posting... I love to laugh rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif
sgr
QUOTE(lotofpatience @ Apr 25 2008, 11:48 PM) *
QUOTE(sgr @ Apr 25 2008, 03:29 PM) *
QUOTE(KipandSarahJayne @ Apr 25 2008, 02:09 PM) *
:rofl: :rofl: Sgr you're funny :rofl: :rofl:



You funny too sarah ....... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: let LOTO read this ...to :rofl: :rofl:


This is great Sgr :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I liked the open box concept, why do they lock the box always ??? :devil:

I just reading VJ now. Couldn't log in the entire day due to a production live.

Sgr, keep posting... I love to laugh :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



you working too hard loto.......... :dance: take rest in between lol :rofl: :rofl:
Desigal
OH gosh you guys are funny...n so creative
PatiencePaidOff
QUOTE(sgr @ Apr 26 2008, 01:20 PM) *
you working too hard loto.......... kicking.gif take rest in between lol rofl.gif rofl.gif


Sgr, true - without this project make live, I cannot go to India for this upcoming vacation. I am reading all the postings now! I paid my I-864 AOS Bill Fee online today!

Good luck to you all guys !!! star_smile.gif star_smile.gif star_smile.gif
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