Listen to this conversation between USC(P) and USCIS (CS) ..This innocent USC who was happily married to his beautiful wife , filed I-130 and dreaming everyday , one day he calls USCIS after 3 months being frustrated ...to know whats going on.......


P) dials...800..........(S)number

CS) Hello ...this is USCIS ...how may i help you sir ...

P)Hi...I mailed an application (I-130)for my wife ..3 months ago ...I have not heard from you all ..calling to find out whats the status on my case......

CS) where did you mail it ?

P) ...I mailed to "Lock Box " address..

CS) oooops ...sorry you made BIG mistake ...

P) What ......

CS) If you mail your application to LOCK BOX , It goes straight to "HELL" there it stays for a while where you will be punished a lot for months ...some times years too ..then it goes to "OPEN BOX" (Heaven ).for god sake..Where it gets approved faster.

you could have mailed to OPEN BOX (Heaven ) address

P) Open box ....asks surprisingly ..

CS) yes ...Its heaven where things are better , you will be approved faster without going through any pain ,if you want you drop application... personally ...

P) I Can drop it personally ?? wow ...How do I get there ....?

CS)It's easy .....all you need to take some 100 ...Pills then go to sleep , you will be there next day morning ...(superfast) without any pain going through local "LOCK BOX " immigration process

P )I wish I could have done that earlier , had I known this "Hell and Heaven mail boxes" ...OR I could not have married .......angrily hung up the phone ...

Sgr you're funny

ha ha ha thats so true a conversation...

You funny too sarah ....... let LOTO read this ...to

This is great Sgr I liked the open box concept, why do they lock the box always ???

I just reading VJ now. Couldn't log in the entire day due to a production live.

Sgr, keep posting... I love to laugh

you working too hard loto.......... :dance: take rest in between lol :rofl: :rofl:

OH gosh you guys are funny...n so creative

Sgr, true - without this project make live, I cannot go to India for this upcoming vacation. I am reading all the postings now! I paid my I-864 AOS Bill Fee online today!

Good luck to you all guys !!!