A conversation between an illiterate I-130 petitioner (P) and Forum Moderator (M):
P) I am new to this forum thread. I need help on my I-130 filed.
M) Time will make you old
P) Where should I send my I-130 application ?
M) From the Post Office
P) No, I mean which Service Center ?
M) It is some lock box now, send it asap before it get locked
P) Am I the petitioner and is my spouse beneficiary ?
M) Yes, you are the petitioner. But your child(ren) with your wife will become beneficiaries since
it takes long time for the approval. By the time, your to-be-born children will become U.S citizens
since you're U.S citizen, so they will be benefited.
P) After I-130, what are the steps ?
M) Sleep very well. If you drink, get a glass of wine everyday.
If you're a habitual drunkard, get 18 years old blue label.
P) Somebody told me there is a huge delay in USCIS, id that right ?
M) I am normally driving in front of USCIS to get to my office from home. Until yesterday evening, there
was no delay. Probably, there may be some accident today morning over there.
P) Do I type the application or hand-written it ?
M) Please use an old fashioned type-writer.
P) Which is the easy route - IR1 or K-3 ?
M) Use a navigation system
P) I miss my honey so much. Is there any way can I bring my spouse soon in the U.S ?
M) There are penty of cargo ships are coming to the U.S every day. Please use one of the containers in it.
P) Can I take police clearance certificate for my spouse? It is easy for her now.
M) Is she under the bars ?
P) When she completes medical, won't she get lot of pain due to vaccinations ?
M) Yes, first one will be painful. There are another 10+ after that. So, she'll be used to it.
P) What documents are needed from her ?
M) Her arrests and convictions record
Drug use certificate
Deportation records
Her parents' passports
Her neighbor's birth certificate
Her cousin's marriage certificate
P) Who will arrange the ticket for her ?
M) Airlines
P) I started decorating my home to receive her. Is it a good idea ?
M) (Whispers), you're wasting money.
Enjoy...
Full Version: Enjoy guys - from loto
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That is not right!!! LOL
You made my day....
u are too funny!! Thanks!!
QUOTE(lotofpatience @ Apr 22 2008, 03:30 PM) 
A conversation between an illiterate I-130 petitioner (P) and Forum Moderator (M):
P) I am new to this forum thread. I need help on my I-130 filed.
M) Time will make you old
P) Where should I send my I-130 application ?
M) From the Post Office
P) No, I mean which Service Center ?
M) It is some lock box now, send it asap before it get locked
P) Am I the petitioner and is my spouse beneficiary ?
M) Yes, you are the petitioner. But your child(ren) with your wife will become beneficiaries since
it takes long time for the approval. By the time, your to-be-born children will become U.S citizens
since you're U.S citizen, so they will be benefited.
P) After I-130, what are the steps ?
M) Sleep very well. If you drink, get a glass of wine everyday.
If you're a habitual drunkard, get 18 years old blue label.
P) Somebody told me there is a huge delay in USCIS, id that right ?
M) I am normally driving in front of USCIS to get to my office from home. Until yesterday evening, there
was no delay. Probably, there may be some accident today morning over there.
P) Do I type the application or hand-written it ?
M) Please use an old fashioned type-writer.
P) Which is the easy route - IR1 or K-3 ?
M) Use a navigation system
P) I miss my honey so much. Is there any way can I bring my spouse soon in the U.S ?
M) There are penty of cargo ships are coming to the U.S every day. Please use one of the containers in it.
P) Can I take police clearance certificate for my spouse? It is easy for her now.
M) Is she under the bars ?
P) When she completes medical, won't she get lot of pain due to vaccinations ?
M) Yes, first one will be painful. There are another 10+ after that. So, she'll be used to it.
P) What documents are needed from her ?
M) Her arrests and convictions record
Drug use certificate
Deportation records
Her parents' passports
Her neighbor's birth certificate
Her cousin's marriage certificate
P) Who will arrange the ticket for her ?
M) Airlines
P) I started decorating my home to receive her. Is it a good idea ?
M) (Whispers), you're wasting money.
Enjoy...
P) I am new to this forum thread. I need help on my I-130 filed.
M) Time will make you old
P) Where should I send my I-130 application ?
M) From the Post Office
P) No, I mean which Service Center ?
M) It is some lock box now, send it asap before it get locked
P) Am I the petitioner and is my spouse beneficiary ?
M) Yes, you are the petitioner. But your child(ren) with your wife will become beneficiaries since
it takes long time for the approval. By the time, your to-be-born children will become U.S citizens
since you're U.S citizen, so they will be benefited.
P) After I-130, what are the steps ?
M) Sleep very well. If you drink, get a glass of wine everyday.
If you're a habitual drunkard, get 18 years old blue label.
P) Somebody told me there is a huge delay in USCIS, id that right ?
M) I am normally driving in front of USCIS to get to my office from home. Until yesterday evening, there
was no delay. Probably, there may be some accident today morning over there.
P) Do I type the application or hand-written it ?
M) Please use an old fashioned type-writer.
P) Which is the easy route - IR1 or K-3 ?
M) Use a navigation system
P) I miss my honey so much. Is there any way can I bring my spouse soon in the U.S ?
M) There are penty of cargo ships are coming to the U.S every day. Please use one of the containers in it.
P) Can I take police clearance certificate for my spouse? It is easy for her now.
M) Is she under the bars ?
P) When she completes medical, won't she get lot of pain due to vaccinations ?
M) Yes, first one will be painful. There are another 10+ after that. So, she'll be used to it.
P) What documents are needed from her ?
M) Her arrests and convictions record
Drug use certificate
Deportation records
Her parents' passports
Her neighbor's birth certificate
Her cousin's marriage certificate
P) Who will arrange the ticket for her ?
M) Airlines
P) I started decorating my home to receive her. Is it a good idea ?
M) (Whispers), you're wasting money.
Enjoy...
LOL .........loto its funny
I guess we should delete USCIS (b/c it makes me sad , old looking , frustration ...etc ) start reading VJIS (visa journey immigration services ) lol which makes me young looking , happy , may be i live longer lol 
......Hey LOTO and SARAH let us transfer all files from USCIS to VJIS QUOTE(sgr @ Apr 22 2008, 05:00 PM)
LOL .........loto its funny I guess we should delete USCIS (b/c it makes me sad , old looking , frustration ...etc ) start reading VJIS (visa journey immigration services ) lol which makes me young looking , happy , may be i live longer lol ......Hey LOTO and SARAH let us transfer all files from USCIS to VJIS
I guess we should delete USCIS (b/c it makes me sad , old looking , frustration ...etc ) start reading VJIS (visa journey immigration services ) lol which makes me young looking , happy , may be i live longer lol ......Hey LOTO and SARAH let us transfer all files from USCIS to VJISSgr, I am happy to make you younger
Good luck Sgr, you never know when yours will be approved. It is now in random fashion
bumping...
You are soooooo funny
I'm surprised I haven't injured myself with all this laughter lately .... you certainly know how to help pass the time
I'm surprised I haven't injured myself with all this laughter lately .... you certainly know how to help pass the time
QUOTE(KipandSarahJayne @ Apr 22 2008, 05:31 PM)
You are soooooo funny
I'm surprised I haven't injured myself with all this laughter lately .... you certainly know how to help pass the time
I'm surprised I haven't injured myself with all this laughter lately .... you certainly know how to help pass the time
hehehe
Sarah, come on... next one is yours
i'll get my thinking cap on .... and pull something together .... people didn't really like my USCIS morning conversation about the crappy made up dates on the website ..... but did you read the last part of it where Paris came up with the idea for a TV show?
QUOTE(KipandSarahJayne @ Apr 22 2008, 05:50 PM)
i'll get my thinking cap on .... and pull something together .... people didn't really like my USCIS morning conversation about the crappy made up dates on the website ..... but did you read the last part of it where Paris came up with the idea for a TV show?
Who told you people didn't like your posting ??? It was so funny and I laughed a lot
I saw Paris' TV show postings... It is hilarious too
QUOTE(lotofpatience @ Apr 22 2008, 05:14 PM)
QUOTE(KipandSarahJayne @ Apr 22 2008, 05:50 PM)
i'll get my thinking cap on .... and pull something together .... people didn't really like my USCIS morning conversation about the crappy made up dates on the website ..... but did you read the last part of it where Paris came up with the idea for a TV show?
Who told you people didn't like your posting ??? It was so funny and I laughed a lot
I saw Paris' TV show postings... It is hilarious too
Ya i agree . the morning conversation was the best!
Thank you lotofpatience for this one. i was feeling like hell these days but you guys really keep us going. Thanks again
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