Interviewer (I) with the job seeker (J):
I) What's your name ?
J) xxx
I) Do you know how to sleep well at office ?
J) No Sir, I won't do it.
I) hmmm... you should start practising now onwards.
Do you know how to shred an application comes in ?
J) I will not shred it sir, I will process it.
I) hmmm... obey what I say.
ok, do you have computer knowledge ?
J) yes sir.
I) No, I mean without much investigation, just to read computer screen.
J) yes sir, I can. But is it good work ethic to give right information to the applicant?
I) we do massage our database to make the applicants fool. So, don't do much investigation, ok.
J) ok sir. But will the applicant be frustrated and call us donkeys ?
I) Who said we are donkeys, we are intelligent people.
J) How ?
I) We increased the fee from all those fools and do the profit sharing...
We kicked our USCIS head and distributed his wages among us...
We are enjoying our life without doing anything...
J) ok sir, then how we can stop some VJ guys who harasses us ?
I) Only process their petition, then they will start praising us...
J) Cool...
That's how I got my approval faster...
