Breakdown of tomorrows meeting for you guys .... thought you may appreciate it.


USCIS Teamleader : "Morning team .... so, who has this months report on the reaction to our crappy made up dates by the I-130 petitioners on VJ?"

USCIS computer guy : "Um, sir ? .... I do"

USCIS Teamleader : "Well? .... tell me! .... did they get upset?"

USCIS computer guy : "Oh yes sir .... I screwed with their heads really well ..... teased them a bit .... now you see the crappy dates .... now you don't kind of thing"

USCIS Teamleader : "Oh, I like that, nice touch, we've never used that trick before"

USCIS computer guy : "Yes, I thought it may help us to totally screw up a few people, so that they may cancel their petitions, therefore we'll have less work to do"

USCIS Teamleader : "Wonderful forward thinking there .... I like that!"

USCIS computer guy : "Yes, I thought it would be good, now that we don't have a backlog anymore due to sorting it 2 months ago with the extra staff we took on .... but if we let them think that we have, we'll be able to REALLY mess with their heads with some random approvals which don't even fit into the timelines .... therefore also giving us a little bit of fun during the day"

USCIS Teamleader : "I like it .... so, do you know what crappy dates we're giving out next month?"

USCIS computer guy : "Yes sir, I thought we could go for January 2006 for CSC and April 2005 for VSC .... this should hopefully send them all into a frenzy, and hopefully they'll all bugger off and move to the spouses country"

USCIS Teamleader : "Wonderful, that will also help sort out the small recession we have going on here too. Nice work boy, have a raise ... we've got tons of cash, due to the fee raises"

Sarah, this is great and I cannot control the laugh Great piece of work I love it !

You made my hectic day at work with a smile in the evening

You're in full form now! Let more chuckles flow into VJ

Loto, it had to be done ... I'm still laughing my head off. You gave me the idea with the chats you come up with on here and those dates really are a load of old rubbish, there had to be some thought behind the posting of them

Another chuckle!

2 U.S citizens are who filed their spouses I-130 are talking each other...

One guy is from VSC and the other is from CSC.

VSC) I filed my I-130 in Aug 2005, how about you ?
CSC) I did it in April 2006.
VSC) Why some people who filed after us get approvals ?
CSC) They might have expedited the case. I read in one forum about a guy who expedited and got the approval.
VSC) How ?
CSC) That guy called a senator and told that without his wife, his nights are real tough and he spent lot
of money to Adult toys and Adult DVDs
VSC) Then what happened ?
CSC) Senator requested to Service Center and approved his case ?
VSC) But what's the reason for USCIS to approve his case ?
CSC) The USCIS officer was the enemy of that Adult shop guy.
VSC) How ?
CSC) Adult shop guy took some naked movies of USCIS officer's wife.
VSC) Go ahead...
CSC) So USCIS officer wanted to reduce shop guy's business, that's why he did the faster approval.
VSC) Can't we do the same trick ?
CSC) I did some tricks, but it is not working...

chat goes like that...

Lol .........thats is great .....made me get out of ISD ..sarah .lol

Loto ....hilarious!!

Sarah Jayne, Lots of patience, you guys are the best!! Thank you, I need that laugh so badly. You guys truly make this easier for all of us durning this difficult wait. Love ya all!!
Paris Heart

We'll make everybody happy here, that's our policy, Paris Heart ! Do you agree Sarah ?

Laugh is the best medicine to relieve the pain This is the formula invented by the scientists Sarah and lotofpatience on April 3rd at 3:29 AM to be precise

Thanks Paris ..... I got so sad at everyone getting affected by those silly dates, that laughter seemed the best policy. How quickly we all forget just how many approvals have been going out lately. Paris we need to watch the November/December VSC filers because as soon as they are done, they could quite possibly move onto January. The VSC wall does appear to be coming down at last.

Yes Loto .... let's make everyone laugh their way through this .... life is too damn short to spend a year being miserable while waiting for nothing but a stamp in our passports so we can be with our spouses.
Giggles to the rescue

Thank you Sarah and lotofpatience for the good work.

Good luck to you all...!

Hey Sarah, Lotofpatience and the rest of the Spirits Up Crew,
Ya all know the show Survivor??? Well what about Survivor: USCIS Island Reality TV new hit show
Paris Heart

Thanks kns ..... and, yes, Paris that would be funny

..... we could separate a ton of people from their spouses and stick them on an island competing for the prize of being able to live with their spouses .....

...... emotional breakdowns and divorce can get you voted off and take you out of the race ....

..... there will be no excuses of any kind allowing you to the prize in front of other people, even if there are lives in the balance ......

..... some may even be randomly picked out for no apparent reason to be able to be with their spouses early ..... but this could be a test to see if we can break those who've been in the game for a lot longer ....

.... but if they're able to do the time, they can move onto their lives with their spouses and never worry about looking over their shoulders waiting for the deportation man ....

..... I like it .... but something tells me the Human Rights people would jump all over it, saying that it's cruel and not acceptable and the programme would be banned